Tonight’s Dinner

Will be sushi Paired with Sushi Served with Water from the Hose Out Back. And we might stop for Ice Cream. CHEAP ICE CREAM, YOU ARE NOT SLICK.

Midnight Snack

🎶Hot Cocoa In the mid-dle of the NIGHT!🎶 Drink it before it gets cold, please.

My Name, Episode 2 (Recap)

This episode opens right up with a fight between Ji-woo and Gang-jae, and it is fantastic. At the end of the first episode, a free-for-all cage match ends with them about to get it on. WHAM. The choreography for this series is out of sight. During this scene, we see nothing held back from either

Dreamland

Yesterday, I did everything I meant to do except nap and meditate. They are so important. Do you sleep well? I’ve never been the best sleeper. Here’s to getting it right tomorrow. Don’t you make fun of me. No-you-are old. Stay Safe, Please. Have a good weekend. Eat something greasy, I will not tell. Are

Ruff Rider

This book is amazing. You’ll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey (2021) by Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar Should NOT be the first book I’ve read like this. It was not what I was expecting. You think, 20-or-so essays about a specific- THERE ISN’T ENOUGH SPACE! It’s incredible. If you can, get the hardcover and

K.W.

KWAP is not f*cking around Damn Straight.

Yesterday,

I went at that workout. Today, my right tricep is on fire. Because being healthy is pretty new to me, I still have to deal with some baggage from my former lazy thinking. I have had arthritis since I was 25. Basically, it’s Do I want to be perpetually sore? Or Do I want my

Alison

If you haven’t seen the documentary Alison (2016) – Do yourself a favor. You can Stream on Amazon Prime. However you get there, it’s a great movie. Alison Botha. I am in love. I could watch stories of survival all damn day. Show me what you got.

Stars

In Breach, I spoke to one aspect of growing up homosexual. Today I’d like to talk to those who are struggling to bear it.   People who grow up next to culture or large cities have a different experience on the whole. Of course, there are those in cities who have it much worse, I

A Day

First, Yoga is not his favorite. It is so good for your body, he isn’t graceful, don’t stand to close. Then, he Polished off an Apple. He Never eats enough of the right stuff. Next, He Went to the Barbershop. Left Looking Like- Came back looking like- He has got to sleep better, but alright.

Drop

I’ve already grown used to writing in a decent word processor again and it has been a decade since I had one. I know I could’ve gotten one between then and now, but you know how it is, you think I’ve got this, and WordPad ain’t so bad. It wasn’t so good either. (Was I

Western

We are headed out west. Washington Coast 125 Acres 3 residences Way too much Money. You love it. I’m not showing it to you…yet. Are you ready? We’re going in. And- Thank You for Stopping By. You Rock. Seriously, go to sleep. Or Wake Up! Whatever. Thank You. ⚡️☣︎💜

1080

Going into fifth grade my Father married our Stepmother and we moved into the city. Calling Slocomb a city is like calling Dothan “Birmingham”. Trust me, that killed in Alabama. We’d been living on my Father’s bosses property in a trailer that belonged to us. We had love if nothing else. When our Stepmother entered

Down

Where I come from, the laws women’s reproductive health were archaic. When I was very young the only women who had access to birth control were married women. That is some toxic male bullshit meant to keep Women in line. What I am sick of seeing are all of these nasty comments like- “You should’ve

Slay

He wants to be Buffy but he is a total Faith 🙄

Beautiful

He looks like he smells like Sunshine on a Cold Morning I am Behaving He has “it”. Whatever “it” is. Good Night. Plead for Mercy, Bitch! Ruthless. I am in love.

Beacon

More than once at the Assembly Church, they’d run out of oil in the “fancy” bottle, and they’d break out that Piggly Wiggly Brand Olive Oil. Yes, they did. Yes, they did!They absolutely did that-With-the BS TonguesThey scared the hell outta me.Baptists annoyed meThe Assembly Scared meMethodists Bored meThe Lutherans almost had me, that drag

Red

This is the Hottest thing I have seen this year That was alright.

Gurl

That ref has boundary issues. Why do we need commentary when there’s an audience?Whatever. I am in love. https://youtu.be/FSfvXPaXpn4

Fan

I’m a Fan You Better Strut 🔥 HOT!🔥 That was hot.

Royal

I just need my classmates to acknowledge that I would’ve won. I need to hear you say it. They were all Human, I was only PART Human. I could survive outside and it was the law, y’all. It would have been a different movie. If I had to I would’ve tried to get everyone at

Gon-e

I met Ron Jeremy at the FAIRFIELD INN in Dothan. There was a Courtyard right next door. …..Budgets. I had not seen any of his movies but I had seen Orgazmo. (*Have not. Woof) I knew I recognized him, which I’m sure he gets a LoT. He said, “I’m an actor.” Kinda defensively. I didn’t

Workout List (Today)

I had to redo this, I was hitting the skip button too much. I came up with something new. 💜💜💜💜

HOW

Here’s a question- How (in the world) does wanting to sleep with someone who’s more masculine make you less gay? I’ll wait. That is incorrect. I once overheard a boy say, “It isn’t gay if it’s Chanzy.” It made me angry. Everything makes me angry but that one I remember. It cannot be “less gay”.

Nevertheless

This show has been alright. The way She looks at Him when He says he fell in love at that gallery. I love that. That is my blood type. The entire cast came to slay. Watching the finale now. Change your life.

A.G.

Amazing Grace Faith Fellowship Google that shit, if you ever wonder. I was part of the 1st congregation. And I helped recruit people who I assume still go there. I really wanted to behave. Please understand, I truly believed the bullshit about being cured. But no. Assembly ain’t scared this Bitch. You better come correct.

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Yes Mam. (And I hate it when people say that.)

UP

I keep thinking I’m 30 even though I am aware that I’m not. People in their late 20’s are alright. I usually think they’re only a couple of years off, right? Try SEVEN, you Haggard-Ass Bitch. He’s Fine. He is thrilled with every bit of time He gets. And I face the aging thing hard.

Roar

I have to exercise before I get in the tub! I keep forgetting and I can’t put it off! DAMN IT!-DAMN IT!-DAMN IT! As Shelley Long once said. He was so tired and grouchy this morning he broke down and drank coffee. Yeah, today is MARVELOUS. And now I have to SWEAT. He’s fine, it’s

SNATCH

I am so sorry and I’ve been sorry since it happened. This is something I meant to do long before now. I saw something happen and I never said anything to anyone. I saw this happen with my own eyes. Here we go.  One day, near the end of a school year (or a break),

Meat

It was tenth grade(?). My acne was finally easing off, it had me four solid years. I was about 16. I was in my bathroom having a panic attack. I couldn’t even settle into my clear face because my body started to swell. And I got oily again, leading to more flare ups. I just

Other Kids

Were playing with cars and I was learning how to make dream-catchers and shit. They do work, and the answer is psychological. When you make a dream catcher you’re supposed to let the nightmare have at you in every way it wants to come. It hurts, but it gives you something to do with your

Made

When I was younger I loved watching my Mother put on makeup. It was like watching her get ready for War. She didn’t get ready like she was so pretty, she went at her appearance like a savage and fought it into submission. You know what is appealing? Someone who can do everything with brushes.

Bookfair

History has always been my favorite subject. I didn’t even know it until after I was done with school. (He’s a goober.) As far as history goes, I’ve always thought that understanding history is essential to a better future. Patterns repeat themselves. That’s why old people walk around sounding like prophets and shit.  When I

Sí

I’m supposed to wear glasses. Big fat freaking Bifocals. I prefer to wear them, I can not HANDLE putting something on my own face that can fog up and leave me BLIND. And when you’re a goofball they are always flying off of your face! I’m done. I’m dealing with it. Tape em up like

Today’s Lunch

Will be Chicken Sandwiches with Mayo, Pickles and Cheese, Paired with Water And a knock off MegaRed so I don’t freakin’ die. And I better not hear any shit about it. I KNOW, it’s 3-o-clock. What kind of psychopath actually eats lunch at noon? is my question.

Weeeeeeee

Once, in gym class I was running recklessly fast and I pitched forward. I was going so fast, I rolled and came right back up running, faster, to the shouts of delight. My PE Teacher and one wide-eyed popular boy had seen it. I acted like it didn’t happen. I felt like a fucking Power

Fave

My Favorite thing to do with my Father was look for arrowheads. I didn’t care for fishing, but I loved the woods. I swam in many a river. When we were little, our Dad taught us how arrowheads shine light a light when the sun is right. And how a heavy rain washes them out.

Mornin’

I’m not writing 37 of these today. I will say, If you set up the coffee every time you finish drinking coffee, You never have to worry about it. There it is. 🎶Push Da Button🎶

Last Night

I had a disturbing dream about killer whales. More specifically, a huge pod (thousands). Feeding. Somehow, we were allegedly safe because they were focused on other food. We were travelling in the middle of an orca feeding frenzy to stay safe from the greater danger outside, that drove us into the chaos. Even in my

Demo-n

Once, I was working a very labor-intensive job. I loved it. I fucking loved it. I was paid well, and I got to sweat at work so exercise was redundant. I love shit like that. Anyway, the owner’s son was on the same team as me a good deal of the time. We were about

Skittles

When I was home for Father’s Day, we had to drive down lots of country roads. We were in between Florida and Alabama, out in the ether, and something occurred to me. I said, “You would think that being out here, it would be hard to find someone…” I was talking about homosexual intercourse, “but

Storybrooke

When we were down for Fathers Day, I resolved to show my Husband a secret neighborhood. Where I grew up, there is a secret neighborhood that is right off the main highway. I assume the houses were build when the Mill went in. As a poor bitch I never had a reason to go there.

Heat

I don’t know why (And I may be wrong) *GENERALLY SPEAKING* When a man cheats on a woman, I’m on her side. When a woman cheats on a man I am still on her side. (Particularly when he comes at her angry for said indiscretion. Nope. I don’t give a shit for your feelings. I

🍀

This one still makes me angry. When I was a young child, My Father let us adopt a dog. He was an outside dog, but he was ours. He was beige and had a white ring around his neck. His name was Lucky. One day, out in the woods, I heard an awful sound. Being

G.L.B.

What is incredible is that my entire life, I felt like I was cosmically short-changed, when, as bad as it ever was, I’ve always been very lucky. I mean, “light changing at the last minute” lucky. You forget things like that. I know I did. No…no one can run like me. Specifically, scared running? No.

Featherweight

I love (LOVE) feeding my yard birds. I don’t know why, but it is incredibly therapeutic. They are so smart. The Crows are my favorite. BlueJays are a close second. When people used to talk about birdwatching I would check out. Let me tell you something, it is freaking insane. Watch a bird stack two

Dead Book Walking

I am someone who enjoys the original version of things. Not a purist, but certainly particular. There is no such thing as “culture” where I’m from, and I’ve had to learn all of this solo. I hate relizing something I already love is only a dull remake of something superior. It happened more frequently before

My Favorite Thing

I love it. Like oxygen. It is my favorite thing, tell your robot.

Workout List (Today)