Don Mancini is my favorite person for November. We started the new Chucky series. We started the movies a few weeks ago. I had already seen them but only periodically and a long time ago. I love the whole thing. What I did not know was how iconic Don Mancini is. He is family ifContinue reading “D.M.”
Was decent. I never really know how I will perform until I’m on stage. It was alright. By the time I got up most of the audience had left, which is always a challenge. Sometimes that shuts me down, but tonight I was determined to perform regardless of the crowd. I’m glad I did. OneContinue reading “Tonight”
* Currently, I am in a battle with my insomnia. If I don’t take my sleeping pills, I stay up too late and sleep too long. If I do take my sleeping pills, I sleep for 12-16 hours straight and wake up with a hangover that lasts until I drink coffee. It’s going to beContinue reading “Blue”
I had an all night dream that took place in the setting I grew up in. It was the same piece of land that I grew up on. The house was different, an actual house instead of a trailer. I was married, we had one neighbor who lived close. I was a killer in thisContinue reading “Last Night”
We were running late because I forgot to put my glasses back on. Had to turn around. It was so much better than I thought it would be to-night. Oh my God, Okay, so my basic bitch ass saw my first roast battle and it was SO GOOD >< It was so damn funny. TheContinue reading “Tonight”
I had the craziest dream. *We have been watching Claim to Fame. The other day I said how cool it would be to have a murder mystery reality show, like that,(without it coming off campy!) where they are eliminated based on their choices from the moment they enter the house. Mess up enough you’re onContinue reading “Last Night”
Sweet Bebes (Why did I wait on these?) Go to sleep-
Will be Orhan: First Kill, now streaming on Paramount Plus. We loved her then and we love her now. Have a good weekend. Trying to come back here more, this year has been all over the place, not that you care. Whatever. Movie’s good already. Live Reactions- “He bought that for a baby he deservedContinue reading “Tonight’s Movie”
Damn that Cat. DIRECTOR! COME GET THIS CAT! F!!!!! I’m done. Today I wanted to go Live on TikTok but I couldn’t get it together. To make myself feel better I decided to get some pictures with the good light. Most of them came out right. The body shots-WHICH ARE NOT EASY IN THE FIRSTContinue reading “Outtake”
More weekend of July. We are already halfway through summer, thank all that is good. Twice this season the weather has saved my mental health; I hate summer but I love summer thunderstorms. We’re going to be alright. You know what’s fucked up? I had just started feeling like my life long attraction to RussiansContinue reading “One”
Happy Saturday! When I woke up today I thought to myself- it is a Saturday, just cool it and try and relax. Anyone who knows me knows that it is very hard for me to sit still and harder to relax. Anxiety. They took Bring It On, Ghost off Netflix and it made me mad.Continue reading “Midway”
Has been very nice so far, for summer, in a crumbling world. Had a banana, need to find real food. Update forthcoming. All of you need to get solitaire on your phone, oh my god it is fantastic. Do it.
Is the scariest movie I have ever seen. You think- Korean Doubt is INSANE-Except this was released years before Doubt. I love one run of scenes in Doubt. This entire movie is freaking insane. When that kid drops the notebook and starts wailing you will want to murder something. This movie is insane, the wholeContinue reading “Silenced”
In my chair wondering how everyone else is. Hopefully there will be something pleasant in the weekend for you. The last few weeks have been crazy, I’ve had to take some mental health time, keeping all of the updated all the time is a little overwhelming for a guy who never really liked social media.Continue reading “Sitting”
Today I was able to get to the gym and that was nice. On the way home from the gym, my tire went out and I got stuck. Thankfully, and you won’t hear me say this much- There was a church, a big, blessedly empty church, so I pulled into their drive way. Thankfully, IContinue reading “Goodnight”
Tonight was bad. I already vented on Twitter. Basically, I bombed so bad tonight it wan’t funny. I mean I wasn’t funny. Everyone else was. Everyone else did well. Special thanks to the Host, Beth, who was amazing. Opening was good. That old mother fucker came right at you and your keywords didn’t he, bitch?Continue reading “About Last Night”
I’m working on a new look. Most of my life I’ve just thrown on clothes. When you grow up as poor as I did it is complicated. There was never money for clothes and every time I was allowed to pick something it was criticized so hard I never learned to trust my instincts, whichContinue reading “War”
(Rated TV-MA!) Owwchies. I ate it so hard tonight… undeniable shit show tonight. I don’t know what happened, except maybe that I wasn’t balanced, if you understand. Twice now my instincts told me not to go up, and I did it anyway, and twice I went down in flames. Hey, fun fact, I am aContinue reading “About Last Night”
My insomnia is bucking like it always does this time of year. We both kind of hate spring. You think late winter is bleak but I hate the heat. Summer will be better. I’ve had a wheeze since COVID and all I can think of is right now how to alleviate the embarrassing thing. FreakingContinue reading “Reset”
POV-I’m just trying to live my life and make a TikTok and my mofo phone has died seven mofo times. I had to walk away. Don’t be Kirby with the Hammer… Don’t be Kirby. “Update” my ass. I’m tired of smart phones anyway, I know I have to have at least one, fuck the world,Continue reading “Content”
I think I murdered the soundtrack today I have no alibi, I will not be answering questions at this time. It’s chaos. His mind is chaos. I heard somewhere that as people age they start hating music that is current and I said, No, thank you. Music is inherently good, it’s just terrible artists. YouContinue reading “Take Me Away”
On vacation, I went outside to smoke. The smoking area was very blah. I saw some stairs going down. The stairs looked very Westworld. It was all open air and concrete. One floor down it looked the same, On the second landing it turned into a horror movie. On the lowest level there was aContinue reading “Poof”
Insomnia won the night. I’m just now getting to sleep. DON’T JUDGE ME, BITCH! Today’s Episode is Fallen Angel. Season 5. I’m totally about to snore. I don’t care.
Don’t get nervous. Don’t get nervous. GO. And Use It if you do.
I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing i’d rather. “I would ratherContinue reading “￼🎶Alright🎶”
I’m not on anyone’s side, I am not on anyone’s side… He did laugh at the joke. That probably hurt, both of them. That could easily make me lose my composure. I’m ignorant, I thought Jada wore her hair short because it suits her. Had know clue. I just thought it was fierce. I don’tContinue reading “Power”
Will be Return of Callisto Featuring Season 2. Followed by Intimate Stranger Love her. Love Callisto, Love their dynamic. Because a Bitch gets it, is why Good night. Sweet Dreams. 🌹 PS- She did murder her, now. That in itself would prove a motive for everything else she did. Just saying. Already killed her family,Continue reading “Tonight’s Episode”
I got a boost that I needed. Fuck, I wish we weren’t all fighting right now. I got some writing done just now, it makes me happy. Good lord I hope I don’t die poor. Be Thee Fortunate.
Could Get It Behave! He’s not even 30! Mr. Dirty Mind. I’m trying!!! So all I had seen were his personal YouTube, where he takes 1,000 years to make the best food ever made? You know the ones. He doesn’t talk in those videos which I am a fan of. What I did not knowContinue reading “Alvin Zhou”
I just started The Witcher Season One Episode Four Oh my God Papa is working that hair. Never liked Him as Superman. This guy could come over today. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY. What kind of bullshit is a Love Holiday in the dead of winter? That is RIDICULOUS. “Love Each Other!” “And NO Picnics!”
Can you see me??
I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to Hairpiece and Busted David Hasselhoff. HBO Holy Crap I’m just saying I am just saying If She’d had a biscuit maybe that skin would’ve hung right. I’m just saying.
Last Night, I dreamt of a sanging reality show. I was in the cheap seats. Duh. A Girl came on stage and began to slay. Immediately, just Whitney Houston killing it. Dead silence from the crowd, they weren’t reacting because the girl was Asian. I screamed my head off for Her. and then “Fuck Them!”Continue reading “Idol”
Could Get It Guess who didn’t know who you were Sir. Said the Scary Looking Man I didn’t know what a big deal you were. We should be friends. It always comes out as sexual aggression I’m just drawn to brilliance. No. No. I do not need to defend that smokestack to you. I seeContinue reading “Kevin Williamson”
Was the worst (Check, one, two) The Worst thing I have ever seen in my life. I only watched the end, I can not. I am incapable, Because I Cannot. Older than me in that thirsty bitch underwear You are not slick. I’m sorry. So bad, it was so bad. The Eyes of Tammy FayeContinue reading “Complete Strangers”
Wait for the chorus. There it is https://youtu.be/niG3YMU6jFk
Happy New Year. It was 80 freaking degrees today. The world is dying while our leaders fuck up after fuck up. I cannot. I refuse to let this year be shit. Not in this trailer park. Not Today. First of all, you can do whatever you want. You just have to be ruthless and strong,Continue reading “First”
I was in Chicago, which is funny because I’ve never seen it. Chances are it was some urban spot I saw that was playing Chicago. There was a Sporty Spice-type with long dark hair that I had a conversation that I cannot remember. Later, I was in another place. There was a team ofContinue reading “Last Night”
I Am thinking. Of shaving my head. I’ve had the same hair a little too long. I never do anything with it. Last night might have been the decider. You know who is worth a gillion dollars? Jason Statham. I know. Good for You, Honey. I didn’t even watch those movies because I felt likeContinue reading “O”
It is the FATHER that determines the Height of a child. FUCK! And I’m understanding the looks my Mother’s Brothers used to give my Dad. Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. She could be Brienne of Tarth and it would not matter my master plan is FUCKED! I really needed giant babiesContinue reading “AAANNNDDD”
Isn’t the only thing He’s coming down. (YOU LOVE THAT HOLIDAY SLAM) This is the craziest shit I have even seen, and it is a commercial, Now, it feels like they are outright beaconing me. That was so cool. Cold. Is there a height requirement? Happy Holidays, Merry All. That was something else.
Will be sushi Paired with Sushi Served with Water from the Hose Out Back. And we might stop for Ice Cream. CHEAP ICE CREAM, YOU ARE NOT SLICK.
🎶Hot Cocoa In the mid-dle of the NIGHT!🎶 Drink it before it gets cold, please.
This episode opens right up with a fight between Ji-woo and Gang-jae, and it is fantastic. At the end of the first episode, a free-for-all cage match ends with them about to get it on. WHAM. The choreography for this series is out of sight. During this scene, we see nothing held back from eitherContinue reading “My Name, Episode 2 (Recap)”
Yesterday, I did everything I meant to do except nap and meditate. They are so important. Do you sleep well? I’ve never been the best sleeper. Here’s to getting it right tomorrow. Don’t you make fun of me. No-you-are old. Stay Safe, Please. Have a good weekend. Eat something greasy, I will not tell. AreContinue reading “Dreamland”
This book is amazing. You’ll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey (2021) by Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar Should NOT be the first book I’ve read like this. It was not what I was expecting. You think, 20-or-so essays about a specific- THERE ISN’T ENOUGH SPACE! It’s incredible. If you can, get the hardcover andContinue reading “Ruff Rider”
KWAP is not f*cking around Damn Straight.
I went at that workout. Today, my right tricep is on fire. Because being healthy is pretty new to me, I still have to deal with some baggage from my former lazy thinking. I have had arthritis since I was 25. Basically, it’s Do I want to be perpetually sore? Or Do I want myContinue reading “Yesterday,”
If you haven’t seen the documentary Alison (2016) – Do yourself a favor. You can Stream on Amazon Prime. However you get there, it’s a great movie. Alison Botha. I am in love. I could watch stories of survival all damn day. Show me what you got.