Last Week

Was a lazy week for me. It being the last week of winter I really wanted to soak it in and thankfully, I was able too. It was lovely. Things are waking up and as wonderful as Winter was this year, I am hopeful for Spring. Even summer looks good to me right now. The

Twinkie

Tonight, I hosted my first comedy show. Technically, I was a cohost. The main host, Beth Tomkins (True Grit Comedy) opened the show and then ran things from the back while I kept things going from the stage. I thought I was just opening, so it was a thrill to get to do my thing throughout

Incoming

I’m so sorry it has taken me so long to get back here.  Obviously, we are in full transition from Winter to Spring, wherever you are I hope the weather is pleasant. It is crazy that we are already a week into March.  Last week was pretty decent. I do have good news, but I

Tonight’s Episode

Is a change. We are Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. We are re-binging it. Currently we’re at season 2 Episode 11, Ted Guest Staring John Ritter. Honey. I loved that man. Join me, while this NyQuil kicks in. Updates are coming. Tonight was good.

Sisters

Excuse My language but when the Fuck did my chest get hotter than my stomach? I was taken pictures just now and saw that. Not much tonight but I will tell you want happened tonight. My cat got mad that I gave my dog a cracker, my cat doesn’t eat crackers but her feelings were

Sleepy Time

Last week, I performed, and it was wonderful. This week I performed, and it was not wonderful.  Tonight, the crowd at the venue was not in the mood to laugh. At all. I’m not sure what was going on there. I think- even though I hate to say this because I don’t know this is true and I

2-6-7

First of all I thought I deleted he previous blog after I “got it out” as they say. I’m in the middle of writing about my childhood and it all just comes out whenever it wants. Alright. We have been just getting though January, right? Okay. Things are the same and different. Things are better.

Alright

Okay Fuck. So, I bombed tonight… on the last show I’m in before Christmas. I was for sure I’d come up with something since I loved her so much. My Stepmom died last weekend. I was sure I had something, Christmas show, I was ready. Everyone else I saw did well. Some good. If I

D.M.

Don Mancini is my favorite person for November. We started the new Chucky series. We started the movies a few weeks ago. I had already seen them but only periodically and a long time ago. I love the whole thing. What I did not know was how iconic Don Mancini is. He is family if

Tonight

Was decent. I never really know how I will perform until I’m on stage. It was alright. By the time I got up most of the audience had left, which is always a challenge. Sometimes that shuts me down, but tonight I was determined to perform regardless of the crowd. I’m glad I did. One

Blue

* Currently, I am in a battle with my insomnia. If I don’t take my sleeping pills, I stay up too late and sleep too long. If I do take my sleeping pills, I sleep for 12-16 hours straight and wake up with a hangover that lasts until I drink coffee. It’s going to be

Last Night

I had an all night dream that took place in the setting I grew up in. It was the same piece of land that I grew up on. The house was different, an actual house instead of a trailer. I was married, we had one neighbor who lived close. I was a killer in this

Tonight

We were running late because I forgot to put my glasses back on. Had to turn around. It was so much better than I thought it would be to-night. Oh my God, Okay, so my basic bitch ass saw my first roast battle and it was SO GOOD >< It was so damn funny. The

Last Night

I had the craziest dream. *We have been watching Claim to Fame. The other day I said how cool it would be to have a murder mystery reality show, like that,(without it coming off campy!) where they are eliminated based on their choices from the moment they enter the house. Mess up enough you’re on

Goodnight

Sweet Bebes (Why did I wait on these?) Go to sleep-

Tonight’s Movie

Will be Orhan: First Kill, now streaming on Paramount Plus. We loved her then and we love her now. Have a good weekend. Trying to come back here more, this year has been all over the place, not that you care. Whatever. Movie’s good already. Live Reactions- “He bought that for a baby he deserved

Outtake

Damn that Cat. DIRECTOR! COME GET THIS CAT! F!!!!! I’m done. Today I wanted to go Live on TikTok but I couldn’t get it together. To make myself feel better I decided to get some pictures with the good light. Most of them came out right. The body shots-WHICH ARE NOT EASY IN THE FIRST

One

More weekend of July. We are already halfway through summer, thank all that is good. Twice this season the weather has saved my mental health; I hate summer but I love summer thunderstorms. We’re going to be alright. You know what’s fucked up? I had just started feeling like my life long attraction to Russians

Midway

Happy Saturday! When I woke up today I thought to myself- it is a Saturday, just cool it and try and relax. Anyone who knows me knows that it is very hard for me to sit still and harder to relax. Anxiety. They took Bring It On, Ghost off Netflix and it made me mad.

Today

Has been very nice so far, for summer, in a crumbling world. Had a banana, need to find real food. Update forthcoming. All of you need to get solitaire on your phone, oh my god it is fantastic. Do it.

Silenced

Is the scariest movie I have ever seen. You think- Korean Doubt is INSANE-Except this was released years before Doubt. I love one run of scenes in Doubt. This entire movie is freaking insane. When that kid drops the notebook and starts wailing you will want to murder something. This movie is insane, the whole

Sitting

In my chair wondering how everyone else is. Hopefully there will be something pleasant in the weekend for you. The last few weeks have been crazy, I’ve had to take some mental health time, keeping all of the updated all the time is a little overwhelming for a guy who never really liked social media.

Goodnight

Today I was able to get to the gym and that was nice. On the way home from the gym, my tire went out and I got stuck. Thankfully, and you won’t hear me say this much- There was a church, a big, blessedly empty church, so I pulled into their drive way. Thankfully, I

About Last Night

Tonight was bad. I already vented on Twitter. Basically, I bombed so bad tonight it wan’t funny. I mean I wasn’t funny. Everyone else was. Everyone else did well. Special thanks to the Host, Beth, who was amazing. Opening was good. That old mother fucker came right at you and your keywords didn’t he, bitch?

War

I’m working on a new look. Most of my life I’ve just thrown on clothes. When you grow up as poor as I did it is complicated. There was never money for clothes and every time I was allowed to pick something it was criticized so hard I never learned to trust my instincts, which

About Last Night

(Rated TV-MA!) Owwchies. I ate it so hard tonight…  undeniable shit show tonight. I don’t know what happened, except maybe that I wasn’t balanced, if you understand. Twice now my instincts told me not to go up, and I did it anyway, and twice I went down in flames. Hey, fun fact, I am a

Reset

My insomnia is bucking like it always does this time of year. We both kind of hate spring. You think late winter is bleak but I hate the heat. Summer will be better. I’ve had a wheeze since COVID and all I can think of is right now how to alleviate the embarrassing thing. Freaking

Content

POV-I’m just trying to live my life and make a TikTok and my mofo phone has died seven mofo times. I had to walk away. Don’t be Kirby with the Hammer… Don’t be Kirby. “Update” my ass. I’m tired of smart phones anyway, I know I have to have at least one, fuck the world,

Take Me Away

I think I murdered the soundtrack today I have no alibi, I will not be answering questions at this time. It’s chaos. His mind is chaos. I heard somewhere that as people age they start hating music that is current and I said, No, thank you. Music is inherently good, it’s just terrible artists. You

Poof

On vacation, I went outside to smoke. The smoking area was very blah. I saw some stairs going down. The stairs looked very Westworld. It was all open air and concrete. One floor down it looked the same, On the second landing it turned into a horror movie. On the lowest level there was a

Today’s Episode

Insomnia won the night. I’m just now getting to sleep. DON’T JUDGE ME, BITCH! Today’s Episode is Fallen Angel. Season 5. I’m totally about to snore. I don’t care.

Bam

Don’t get nervous. Don’t get nervous. GO. And Use It if you do.

🎶Alright🎶

I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing i’d rather. “I would rather

Power

I’m not on anyone’s side, I am not on anyone’s side… He did laugh at the joke. That probably hurt, both of them. That could easily make me lose my composure. I’m ignorant, I thought Jada wore her hair short because it suits her. Had know clue. I just thought it was fierce. I don’t

Tonight’s Episode

Will be Return of Callisto Featuring Season 2. Followed by Intimate Stranger Love her. Love Callisto, Love their dynamic. Because a Bitch gets it, is why Good night. Sweet Dreams. 🌹 PS- She did murder her, now. That in itself would prove a motive for everything else she did. Just saying. Already killed her family,

Yesterday,

I got a boost that I needed. Fuck, I wish we weren’t all fighting right now. I got some writing done just now, it makes me happy. Good lord I hope I don’t die poor. Be Thee Fortunate.

Alvin Zhou

Could Get It Behave! He’s not even 30! Mr. Dirty Mind. I’m trying!!! So all I had seen were his personal YouTube, where he takes 1,000 years to make the best food ever made? You know the ones. He doesn’t talk in those videos which I am a fan of. What I did not know

Wolves

I just started The Witcher Season One Episode Four Oh my God Papa is working that hair. Never liked Him as Superman. This guy could come over today. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY. What kind of bullshit is a Love Holiday in the dead of winter? That is RIDICULOUS. “Love Each Other!” “And NO Picnics!”

Ummmmm

Can you see me??

The Way Down

I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to Hairpiece and Busted David Hasselhoff. HBO Holy Crap I’m just saying I am just saying If She’d had a biscuit maybe that skin would’ve hung right. I’m just saying.

Idol

Last Night, I dreamt of a sanging reality show. I was in the cheap seats. Duh. A Girl came on stage and began to slay. Immediately, just Whitney Houston killing it. Dead silence from the crowd, they weren’t reacting because the girl was Asian. I screamed my head off for Her. and then “Fuck Them!”

Kevin Williamson

Could Get It Guess who didn’t know who you were Sir. Said the Scary Looking Man I didn’t know what a big deal you were. We should be friends. It always comes out as sexual aggression I’m just drawn to brilliance. No. No. I do not need to defend that smokestack to you. I see

Complete Strangers

Was the worst (Check, one, two) The Worst thing I have ever seen in my life. I only watched the end, I can not. I am incapable, Because I Cannot. Older than me in that thirsty bitch underwear You are not slick. I’m sorry. So bad, it was so bad. The Eyes of Tammy Faye

OMG

Wait for the chorus. There it is https://youtu.be/niG3YMU6jFk

First

Happy New Year. It was 80 freaking degrees today. The world is dying while our leaders fuck up after fuck up. I cannot. I refuse to let this year be shit. Not in this trailer park. Not Today. First of all, you can do whatever you want. You just have to be ruthless and strong,

Last Night

I was in Chicago, which is funny because I’ve never seen it. Chances are it was some urban spot I saw that was playing Chicago. There was a Sporty Spice-type with long dark hair that I had a conversation that I cannot remember.   Later, I was in another place. There was a team of

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I Am thinking. Of shaving my head. I’ve had the same hair a little too long. I never do anything with it. Last night might have been the decider. You know who is worth a gillion dollars? Jason Statham. I know. Good for You, Honey. I didn’t even watch those movies because I felt like

AAANNNDDD

It is the FATHER that determines the Height of a child. FUCK! And I’m understanding the looks my Mother’s Brothers used to give my Dad. Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. She could be Brienne of Tarth and it would not matter my master plan is FUCKED! I really needed giant babies

Workout List (Today)

The Chimney

Isn’t the only thing He’s coming down. (YOU LOVE THAT HOLIDAY SLAM) This is the craziest shit I have even seen, and it is a commercial, Now, it feels like they are outright beaconing me. That was so cool. Cold. Is there a height requirement? Happy Holidays, Merry All. That was something else.