Tonight, I hosted my first comedy show. Technically, I was a cohost. The main host, Beth Tomkins (True Grit Comedy) opened the show and then ran things from the back while I kept things going from the stage. I thought I was just opening, so it was a thrill to get to do my thing throughoutContinue reading “Twinkie”
Tag Archives: music
Take Me Away
I think I murdered the soundtrack today I have no alibi, I will not be answering questions at this time. It’s chaos. His mind is chaos. I heard somewhere that as people age they start hating music that is current and I said, No, thank you. Music is inherently good, it’s just terrible artists. YouContinue reading “Take Me Away”
🎶Alright🎶
I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing i’d rather. “I would ratherContinue reading “🎶Alright🎶”
Workout Playlist (Today)
Happy Spring!!! I hope your Week is good.💋❤️💕 Let’s hope this season is better. 🍀💰♻️ 💜 ☀️🌕🔒 Stay safe. 🌹 🕯
👑QUEENS👑
On ABC (streaming on Hulu) Is so freaking good, Oh My God. Episode Four Death at a Funeral.
Ummmmm
Can you see me??
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
David Archuleta came out. I was waiting on that. You mean “Should’ve Won?” Should’ve Won came out. I don’t think I knew how much I needed that. You mean instead of that Angel, It was a vampire looking sucker? YES! I KNOW!! I’m behaving. He was so cute, I was so bothered. He is 31!Continue reading “🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶”
OMG
Wait for the chorus. There it is https://youtu.be/niG3YMU6jFk
Workout List (Today)
K.W.
KWAP is not f*cking around Damn Straight.
Beautiful
He looks like he smells like Sunshine on a Cold Morning I am Behaving He has “it”. Whatever “it” is. Good Night. Plead for Mercy, Bitch! Ruthless. I am in love.
Fan
I’m a Fan You Better Strut 🔥 HOT!🔥 That was hot.
Workout List (Today)
I had to redo this, I was hitting the skip button too much. I came up with something new. 💜💜💜💜
🎶🎶🎶Today🎶🎶🎶
Represent Show ‘Em Where It Is! Oh!
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Yes Mam. (And I hate it when people say that.)
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
This made my day. No, I’m not jealous, you are jealous. Is He? Yes, he is. Working Those High Waisted Jeans. With Zero Fear. The Audacity. No, I am not jealous. May I call him “Great White Shirt”? No? May I call him “Jeans”? Work Work WORK Eyes on the Target. I wish he wasContinue reading “🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶”
🎶Sun🎶
Oh my God It is there. Right There.
🎶🎶OMG🎶🎶
I am all the way here for this.
Today🎶
Changed my Mind at the last second-
Super
You
Better Strut “No skips, swear to God.” Jolt.
Which
Witch Music!! I freaking love songs that sound magic. Yes!! Fuck you, I don’t care. I do not care.
Count
I woke up in a mood. Number 4 is the saddest thing you ever heard. You think you’re ready, but she will break you. 🎶Whatever You Say🎶
6:45
They’re all slowjams. ……….. What I meant to say is that I’m grateful. I was about to give up until The Cafe. I didn’t say that. Don’t give up, you should listen to it. Must By 2PM. You Must. So, it’s a groovin’ album? No, the old bitch gets it. I get it. He saidContinue reading “6:45”
Workout List (Today)
Where
Has this been all my life?? I can’t feel my face! Give it to me!!
Workout Playlist Today
-Updated- Don’t you judge me!
Workout Playlist Today
(In alphabetical order because my headphones 🎧 save everything that way, deal with it.🇦🇶) I hate exercise as much as I love not being grotesquely obese. good music helps.