Take Me Away

I think I murdered the soundtrack today I have no alibi, I will not be answering questions at this time. It’s chaos. His mind is chaos. I heard somewhere that as people age they start hating music that is current and I said, No, thank you. Music is inherently good, it’s just terrible artists. YouContinue reading “Take Me Away”


I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing iโ€™d rather. โ€œI would ratherContinue reading “๏ฟผ๐ŸŽถAlright๐ŸŽถ”


David Archuleta came out. I was waiting on that. You mean “Should’ve Won?” Should’ve Won came out. I don’t think I knew how much I needed that. You mean instead of that Angel, It was a vampire looking sucker? YES! I KNOW!! I’m behaving. He was so cute, I was so bothered. He is 31!Continue reading “๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ”


This made my day. No, I’m not jealous, you are jealous. Is He? Yes, he is. Working Those High Waisted Jeans. With Zero Fear. The Audacity. No, I am not jealous. May I call him โ€œGreat White Shirtโ€? No? May I call him โ€œJeansโ€? Work Work WORK Eyes on the Target. I wish he wasContinue reading “๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ”