Today’s Snack

Will be “Barbecue” “Flavored” “Vienna” “Sausages” Paired with a bowl of Sour Cream and Cheddar chips And Four or five fistfuls of Lemon Jello. Yes I did… “Spoon”?!! What, next you want plates? Get the fuck outta here with that!

SWISH

I’m watching the Star Wars Holiday Special…this couldn’t have actually happened, right? I’m tripping balls holiday-style…right? (Thank you, Dayton) -That opening looked like a Pizza Hut commercial. -White Walker Wookiee. This cannot be real. Also, I do not speak Wookie, can a bitch get subtitles?! -Who did Luke Skywalker’s base coat? That is incorrect… -AndContinue reading “SWISH”

Ugh

My Body…. My Body……. …………..my body………. If one of you bitches doesn’t feel sorry for me right now. Yesterday, I was a good person, and went to the gym. I was home by 6:30. (=Good Person) Today, my entire upper body hurts like a motherfucker. Fat is evil. Fat is literal (actual) death creeping upContinue reading “Ugh”

Tonight’s Dinner

Cut to me busy all day to eat What am I going to eat What am I going to eat Like there isn’t leftover Lo mein right there. You’re going to eat the leftovers, and a hand full of fun-sized Snickers, is what you’re gonna do, bitch!

Happy Halloween

Look what I found- 1. That spiderweb was freakin’ gorgeous. Enormous. And 2. That is the meanest looking spider I have ever seen!! Kill them all my sweet, even the wasps, and that woodpecking-perckerhead too Slay Queen!….I’m so sorry for that But seriously, Happy Halloween or whatever!!