We were running late because I forgot to put my glasses back on. Had to turn around. It was so much better than I thought it would be to-night. Oh my God, Okay, so my basic bitch ass saw my first roast battle and it was SO GOOD >< It was so damn funny. TheContinue reading “Tonight”
Has been very nice so far, for summer, in a crumbling world. Had a banana, need to find real food. Update forthcoming. All of you need to get solitaire on your phone, oh my god it is fantastic. Do it.
Today I was able to get to the gym and that was nice. On the way home from the gym, my tire went out and I got stuck. Thankfully, and you won’t hear me say this much- There was a church, a big, blessedly empty church, so I pulled into their drive way. Thankfully, IContinue reading “Goodnight”
Hello, Hello!! Welcome Back! First off, let me say, Sorry for the absence of any decent content in so long. He is in charge of a frozen continent and sometimes the waters surrounding this bitch get choppy. You are welcome here, and I am glad to have you. Today is as good as any toContinue reading “Pleaster”
(pardon me) Yesterday, Was some bullshit. My family got in my head. (My Fault) I knew I had been being too nice. And you start thinking that maybe Walder Frey was justified… And you stop, because- no he was not. Ooooohh it hurt so bad. Good luck next time you cheap bread eating–YOU KNOW WHAT?-I’mContinue reading “Yesterday”
Is so much better than Power Rangers!! Oh my God Goushi is so freakin’ HOT. Geki makes Jason look worn out. I’m sorry! It’s the truth It so good. I am LOVING THIS. Bandora!! The backstory!! I need it!! Power Rangers is trash.
Is rocking my world right now. Does not disappoint. Amazon Prime, oh my god, it is so good. Avatar for Grownups, so good. I love the darkness. LOVING THIS. Apparently, I’ve been missing out. Dungeons and Dragons is alright. And now I get to watch Critical Role
Was the best thing I have seen in a WHILE. Netflix. Change your life. I laughed so hard.
Cynthia Bailey was my least favorite housewife then I saw that she was the “least young”… Looking the way she does, what is she, magic? And She is from ALABAMA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can’t. And She is not scared of you, as nice and sweet as she looks, she will drop kick you in the tits.Continue reading “C.B.”
￼I never look as good all day as I do at the gym. It’s aggravating because for the rest of the day, I look like shredded wheat. So, I get 2 hours of strength and coordination only to blunder through the rest of my day with my klutzy-ass and my rusted-tin-man-body…￼? It’s like that, huh?Continue reading “C”
I needed Katara’s number. Wait! Let me Finish! I did not reach out he sent me a stupid Christmas message in a bottle and my dumbass opened it. It was only his number in red and green. Of course. You know who he is. Anyway, I needed some help from Katara. I wanted to talkContinue reading “On Robert Pants II”
The night before last I had a bad dream. It was rough and ended up keeping me up for the rest of the night. Wellllll…last night I had a dream where Alexander Skarsgård made an appearance. It happens about once a year. I’m not saying it made up for the night before… Actually…that’s exactly whatContinue reading “G.D.”
He was also *MARRIED* before he got *FAMOUS*. Robert(aka-Spongebob)Pants* is my ex-husband. I don’t know what the “Square” is about…Hollywood…🙄 He’s a good person…except he’s a freaking enchanted cleaning object. He was the sweetest thing I’d ever met. He saved me from a rip current near Bikini Atoll and I built that stupid fucking tree-dome…likeContinue reading “On Robert Pants I”