We were running late because I forgot to put my glasses back on. Had to turn around. It was so much better than I thought it would be to-night. Oh my God, Okay, so my basic bitch ass saw my first roast battle and it was SO GOOD >< It was so damn funny. TheContinue reading “Tonight”

On Robert Pants I

He was also *MARRIED* before he got *FAMOUS*. Robert(aka-Spongebob)Pants* is my ex-husband. I don’t know what the “Square” is about…Hollywood…🙄 He’s a good person…except he’s a freaking enchanted cleaning object. He was the sweetest thing I’d ever met. He saved me from a rip current near Bikini Atoll and I built that stupid fucking tree-dome…likeContinue reading “On Robert Pants I”