Today has been something. As soon as I woke up I went to the gym. On the way there my legs and glutes were beginning to pre-cramp, so that kept me out of the pool. The only thing I could do was lay outside and go to the steam room. I was exhausted by theContinue reading “Duran Duran”
Could Get It Behave! He’s not even 30! Mr. Dirty Mind. I’m trying!!! So all I had seen were his personal YouTube, where he takes 1,000 years to make the best food ever made? You know the ones. He doesn’t talk in those videos which I am a fan of. What I did not knowContinue reading “Alvin Zhou”
I got a juicer this year. I am never going back! You can’t afford not to, is what it is. When you are rinsing out a glass that has had natural juice in it, you can just use water and it comes right off. If you rinse out a glass that had soda or storeContinue reading “Heal”
🎶Hot Cocoa In the mid-dle of the NIGHT!🎶 Drink it before it gets cold, please.
Will be Apples Paired with Kale Served with Green Tea and Honey. And I better not hear any shit about it. 💜 Gross. That Kale was dry as the desert. Moving on.
I don’t “get” these, but this one is cute. Because You Don’t Have to Eat Alone. I’m a fan. Crunch. I guess I do get it.
Is Open. We are having garlic bread and Spaghetti Sauce. Come on in.
Yesterday, I had trouble eating. It turned into trouble sleeping. Late last night, it had been so long since I ate I got hunger pains. You know those, it feels like you’re being punched and somehow also gassy. I’m alright. I knew I should’ve grabbed something sooner, but I didn’t. Don’t ever think you’re okayContinue reading “Empty”
Will be Sushi Paired with more Sushi And tap water And I Better Not Hear Any Shit About It
Will be sushis Paired with soy sauce Served with faucet-water. AND I BETTER NOT HEAR ANY SHIT ABOUT IT
Will be Apples Paired with Broccoli And Emergen-C And I better not hear any shit about it
Will be “Barbecue” “Flavored” “Vienna” “Sausages￼” Paired with a bowl of Sour Cream and Cheddar chips And Four or five fistfuls of Lemon Jello. Yes I did… “Spoon”?!! What, next you want plates? Get the fuck outta here with that!
Will be Chicken Sandwiches Paired With Fries And Green Juice And I better not hear any shit about it
Will be Sushi Paired with Sushi We will be drinking Water …bitch you order a soda and I swear to god and I better not hear any shit about it
Will be Chicken Salad Paired with, the Pretend Soup of the Day (Roasted Red Pepper) Featuring- Sour Cream and Onion PötAto chipś and Cream SodA AND I BETTER NOT HEAR ANY SHIT ABOUT IT
(Yes I said meal, deal with it) Will be PIZZA!!! With Cream Soda And I better not hear any shit about it. 🎶They sent the wrong size so I got it free🎶 Whooo!!
Will be a Big Mac Paired with a 6-piece with sweet-and-sour sauce And a Coke And I better not hear any shit about it I’ve been￼ havin’ some￼ fat days￼. Don’t you judge me!
Cut to me busy all day to eat What am I going to eat What am I going to eat Like there isn’t leftover Lo mein￼ right there. You’re going to eat the leftovers￼, and a hand full of fun-sized Snickers, is what you’re gonna do, bitch!
Will be two cooked hotdogs With no bun WITH NO BUN! Paired with Waffle Fries Tater Tots And Potato Chips And Fuki to wash it down. And I better not hear any shit about it.
Will be sushi Paired with Sushi Paired with Sushi And I better not hear any shit about it. And we might stop for ice cream!
Will be Sushi. Paired with good company and WATER and I better not hear any shit about it.
Will be a protein shake Paired with a fistful of CAP’N CRUNCH And I better not hear any shit about it￼
Today, I *finally* made my own trail mix. First time and I freaking killed it. -Mixed Nuts -Dried Cherries -Dark Chocolate Expresso Beans -Jerky Oh my God, you guys. It is so freaking good. ***I wanted dried mango but the￼ kind I got from Kroger should not be legal to sale. That shit was nasty.***
Will be a handful of Raw Kale eaten while standing over the sink, Paired with coffee, antihistamines and supplements… And I better not hear any shit about it.