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First of all I thought I deleted he previous blog after I “got it out” as they say. I’m in the middle of writing about my childhood and it all just comes out whenever it wants. Alright. We have been just getting though January, right? Okay. Things are the same and different. Things are better.

Duran Duran

Today has been something. As soon as I woke up I went to the gym. On the way there my legs and glutes were beginning to pre-cramp, so that kept me out of the pool. The only thing I could do was lay outside and go to the steam room. I was exhausted by the

Alvin Zhou

Could Get It Behave! He’s not even 30! Mr. Dirty Mind. I’m trying!!! So all I had seen were his personal YouTube, where he takes 1,000 years to make the best food ever made? You know the ones. He doesn’t talk in those videos which I am a fan of. What I did not know

Heal

I got a juicer this year. I am never going back! You can’t afford not to, is what it is. When you are rinsing out a glass that has had natural juice in it, you can just use water and it comes right off. If you rinse out a glass that had soda or store

Midnight Snack

🎶Hot Cocoa In the mid-dle of the NIGHT!🎶 Drink it before it gets cold, please.

Today’s Breakfast

Will be Apples Paired with Kale Served with Green Tea and Honey. And I better not hear any shit about it. 💜 Gross. That Kale was dry as the desert. Moving on.

Captain

I don’t “get” these, but this one is cute. Because You Don’t Have to Eat Alone. I’m a fan. Crunch. I guess I do get it.

Waffle House

Is Open. We are having garlic bread and Spaghetti Sauce. Come on in.

Empty

Yesterday, I had trouble eating. It turned into trouble sleeping. Late last night, it had been so long since I ate I got hunger pains. You know those, it feels like you’re being punched and somehow also gassy. I’m alright. I knew I should’ve grabbed something sooner, but I didn’t. Don’t ever think you’re okay

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be Sushi Paired with more Sushi And tap water And I Better Not Hear Any Shit About It

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be sushis Paired with soy sauce Served with faucet-water. AND I BETTER NOT HEAR ANY SHIT ABOUT IT

Today’s Lunch

Will be Apples Paired with Broccoli And Emergen-C And I better not hear any shit about it

Today’s Snack

Will be “Barbecue” “Flavored” “Vienna” “Sausages” Paired with a bowl of Sour Cream and Cheddar chips And Four or five fistfuls of Lemon Jello. Yes I did… “Spoon”?!! What, next you want plates? Get the fuck outta here with that!

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be Chicken Sandwiches Paired With Fries And Green Juice And I better not hear any shit about it

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be Sushi Paired with Sushi We will be drinking Water …bitch you order a soda and I swear to god and I better not hear any shit about it

Lunch Today

Will be Chicken Salad Paired with, the Pretend Soup of the Day (Roasted Red Pepper) Featuring- Sour Cream and Onion PötAto chipś and Cream SodA AND I BETTER NOT HEAR ANY SHIT ABOUT IT

Today’s Meal

(Yes I said meal, deal with it) Will be PIZZA!!! With Cream Soda And I better not hear any shit about it. 🎶They sent the wrong size so I got it free🎶 Whooo!!

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be a Big Mac Paired with a 6-piece with sweet-and-sour sauce And a Coke And I better not hear any shit about it I’ve been havin’ some fat days. Don’t you judge me!

Tonight’s Dinner

Cut to me busy all day to eat What am I going to eat What am I going to eat Like there isn’t leftover Lo mein right there. You’re going to eat the leftovers, and a hand full of fun-sized Snickers, is what you’re gonna do, bitch!

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be two cooked hotdogs With no bun WITH NO BUN! Paired with Waffle Fries Tater Tots And Potato Chips And Fuki to wash it down. And I better not hear any shit about it.

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be sushi Paired with Sushi Paired with Sushi And I better not hear any shit about it. And we might stop for ice cream!

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be Sushi. Paired with good company and WATER and I better not hear any shit about it.

Today’s Breakfast

Will be a protein shake Paired with a fistful of CAP’N CRUNCH And I better not hear any shit about it

Happy Trails

Today, I *finally* made my own trail mix. First time and I freaking killed it. -Mixed Nuts -Dried Cherries -Dark Chocolate Expresso Beans -Jerky Oh my God, you guys. It is so freaking good. ***I wanted dried mango but the kind I got from Kroger should not be legal to sale. That shit was nasty.***

Today’s Breakfast

Will be a handful of Raw Kale eaten while standing over the sink, Paired with coffee, antihistamines and supplements… And I better not hear any shit about it.