Skittles

When I was home for Father’s Day, we had to drive down lots of country roads. We were in between Florida and Alabama, out in the ether, and something occurred to me. I said, “You would think that being out here, it would be hard to find someone…” I was talking about homosexual intercourse, “but

Storybrooke

When we were down for Fathers Day, I resolved to show my Husband a secret neighborhood. Where I grew up, there is a secret neighborhood that is right off the main highway. I assume the houses were build when the Mill went in. As a poor bitch I never had a reason to go there.

Heat

I don’t know why (And I may be wrong) *GENERALLY SPEAKING* When a man cheats on a woman, I’m on her side. When a woman cheats on a man I am still on her side. (Particularly when he comes at her angry for said indiscretion. Nope. I don’t give a shit for your feelings. I

🍀

This one still makes me angry. When I was a young child, My Father let us adopt a dog. He was an outside dog, but he was ours. He was beige and had a white ring around his neck. His name was Lucky. One day, out in the woods, I heard an awful sound. Being

B.D.

In my dream, I was “being shown” early Life. (?Something) I don’t want to think about it too much. I Awoke in the Water. I was taken everywhere by Water. I was in the Water when it was full of Life. I was in the Water when the only Life was isolated, deformed, underwater cave-mutants.

OUAT

One of you Bitches got an enchanted apple? Because a bitch is tired, is why.

G.L.B.

What is incredible is that my entire life, I felt like I was cosmically short-changed, when, as bad as it ever was, I’ve always been very lucky. I mean, “light changing at the last minute” lucky. You forget things like that. I know I did. No…no one can run like me. Specifically, scared running? No.

OUAT

Rewatching, Once Upon a Time. I cannot believe Rumplestilskin killed Whitney Huston. I forgot about the cover-up. She Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bit It. 🎶It’s Possible🎶 I miss Whitney Huston.

Today

My Copy final copy of the Codex Alera arrived. Academ’s Fury I found the last copy for $31. And they had to change the artwork for the one that still hasn’t sold. Trying to get a better angle? HAHA! YES!!! Nothing… just a call back to a former rant “Every Day” *STILL!*

Cruella

It was decent. If you imagine she got that cane bloody, it was decent. (Spoilers) Go for it. So… those puppies were hers? Is that what we’re saying?? because that is NOT what they told people. Just saying. She should’ve Maleficent-ed Mommy Dearest, but it’s alright. At least they let us see it. I love

Featherweight

I love (LOVE) feeding my yard birds. I don’t know why, but it is incredibly therapeutic. They are so smart. The Crows are my favorite. BlueJays are a close second. When people used to talk about birdwatching I would check out. Let me tell you something, it is freaking insane. Watch a bird stack two

1991

Remember when the Principal from Kindergarten Cop snapped and started killing the shit outta everyone? Google It! It’s the best/worst thing you will see in your life. It’s so bad. But it is also great…fucking AMAZING.

Dead Book Walking

I am someone who enjoys the original version of things. Not a purist, but certainly particular. There is no such thing as “culture” where I’m from, and I’ve had to learn all of this solo. I hate relizing something I already love is only a dull remake of something superior. It happened more frequently before

Reflections on Revenge

Sheila could’ve made some damn money with Victoria slinging that art. No one told her. I thought I understood Victoria so well and one day around season 3 I realized I loved her so much because she reminds me of someone I love very much… That would make me Conrad. I freaking wish. I love

Every day

That Book doesn’t sell on eBay is Sweet Mana from Heaven. Licking it off my fingers delicious. I made a fair offer. I really did. $60 was fair. Because I don’t have to pay $80 for a hardback that never retailed for more than $24. You ain’t slick. Gouging-ass-bitch. What is that weird, pandemic-shit? Hardback

RHOA

I am so late- S12 Reunion Part 1 No. Snow White did not hit that mute button. I cannot believe he did. No, that is what you paid for, Narcissus. Echo Echo “I don’t like her.” He did it AGAIN Thrice!! (Am I the only one seeing the 😳 eyeballs?) They should be able to

The Moors Murders

This is amazing. I could rip these reconstructions to shreds but it’s all good. “I never had to smack her.” I love Her. Go on.

My Favorite Thing

I love it. Like oxygen. It is my favorite thing, tell your robot.

Workout List (Today)

Dreamz

*I can’t remember precisely where the dream starts. I do not know where the others came from.* There was a group of between 12-15 of us standing in a small greeting area that was pretty but spartan. There was light flooding through a large rectangular window that was off-center, on the far wall, to my

Life

I object to the (still) popular lie that there is anything to do with “Choice” when it comes to someone’s sexual orientation. Don’t let them confuse you. They are confused. “Lifestyle Decision” “Lifestyle Choice”- it’s all a way for people to stay malevolently ignorant about something that they Choose not to educate themselves about. There’s

True Colors

**Real quick, I don’t know how to turn off this block editor, and it’s driving me fucking crazy. Sorry, I just had to tell someone. Classic Editor!! You ain’t slick taking away features under the guise of an update, bitch! We see you.** Anyway!! This is no surprise, but tonight I would like to talk

Warm

Everyday of my life I am grateful that my Stepmother was an old-school Woman who gave “no fucks” about anyone’s nonsense. She just sent me a message that says “Don’t trust anyone.” You know I don’t. God, I love that woman. Because she knows. And I don’t. I really don’t. Trust is for Falls and

224

(*If you don’t like mountains, this one will bore you*) Usually, I’d keep this to myself in some vain hope that I might one day acquire it. I’m about a million short, but if I can’t have it, maybe one day, one of you bitches can. There is no house to give your home a

Show Up

Vincenzo Just do it Trust me please I love everything about it Update- That’s why I liked him. Of course! Makes sense. #MyType why does this always happen to me?? Episode 4 oh my God Episode 4

Do Yourself a Favor

And watch Made For Love Oh my God. If they don’t renew it, I don’t know what the fuck.

Dragons

I’m still mad about the Gulf of Mexico. You still got like a billion barrels of oil in the basement? I see you, bitch. That’s HOW YOU GET SEA-MONSTERS, BY THE WAY Just so you KNOW. Because a bitch is not tryin’ to wake the Dragonzord, is why. 🐉

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be Sushi Paired with more Sushi And tap water And I Better Not Hear Any Shit About It

Toxic Masculinity in Homosexual Men

For a long time I have been on the scent of something foul. I knew that it existed but I couldn’t figure out how to bring it up. The world has paired women and queer men together like they are the same; they are not. Homosexual men can display more prejudice against women than heterosexual

I Know

That You know, That I haven’t waxed yet. I don’t care for your tone. I’ll get to it when I get to it.

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be sushis Paired with soy sauce Served with faucet-water. AND I BETTER NOT HEAR ANY SHIT ABOUT IT

Today’s Lunch

Will be Apples Paired with Broccoli And Emergen-C And I better not hear any shit about it

C.B.

Cynthia Bailey was my least favorite housewife then I saw that she was the “least young”… Looking the way she does, what is she, magic? And She is from ALABAMA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can’t. And She is not scared of you, as nice and sweet as she looks, she will drop kick you in the tits.

School

What the hell? I’m just going for it- Fuck!-that locker room was gross. The locker room always freaked me out. I was, to my knowledge, the only gay boy in my class, and I was just waiting to be attacked. I never came out, but I was still sure of it. So, I picked the

Because

Fuck it, right? Let’s talk about high school. I was bright but had superior teachers in Florida. Alabama, except for a handful of brilliant teachers, no thank you. Southeastern education is as terrible as you think. Worse. ANYWAY My Bah Bah eventually let me slide on my grades because of my anxiety. I was a

Balls

🏀🏀🏀🏀 150 DOLLARS? FOR A BASKETBALL??! Bitch!! What is that?! 🏀🏀🏀🏀 For what? Are they going give me the rest of the cow? Is it cow leather or horse leather?! Fucking UNICORN leather. Damn

A Secret

For whatever reason I know this is true The only real difference between homosexual men and heterosexual men is their sexual orientation. Sounds plain to everyone, and you’d think, right? Ummm, no. I lived around actual hill people and I know the truth. We were EVERYWHERE, even at the end of the Earth. But people

2021

I have so much to do this year. It’s been almost as long with me in control of my life and I am not any safer. I’m in a better place, but no, it’s the same damn thing. I can’t help anyone. It’s alright. Super Alright. I got it.

Mama Said

I was walking down a windy street, lost in a daydream, when I went for it and prayed to my ance-sisters* for help. Their answer was soft and comforting…until, -WHAM!- “He won’t save you.” fell into my head in the correct tone. Then, sadder, “He can’t.” which eased it. Then, darker, “We couldn’t save ourselves.”

Anxiety

In Kindergarten our handwriting teacher freaked out on me. I was a Lefty and it was not okay. She was not fucking around. She screamed at me for a while. Thank goodness that’s all she did. I cannot write with my right hand, and I could tell she really wanted to mess up my left

Hyper

I forgot the male term for nymphomania had to search for it and THIS. SHIT. COMES UP- I can’t. I cannot. I rebuke that. It is NOT more common in Women, you Bastards, that’s a lie. It’s a nasty, nasty lie. To soothe your pride, it is a LIE. Which is why you need your

Today’s Snack

Will be “Barbecue” “Flavored” “Vienna” “Sausages” Paired with a bowl of Sour Cream and Cheddar chips And Four or five fistfuls of Lemon Jello. Yes I did… “Spoon”?!! What, next you want plates? Get the fuck outta here with that!

Good

Remember when Goodkind sounded off on that guy from New Zealand, personally, for selling hot copies of, whatever that book was? Not siding with a thief, but part of his lore is how much money he made off his first book, Or Are you so hard up for $20? (Like, OFF on that guy.) Just

Gold

Be a good Bounty Hunter….nope. I’d pick up smoking again I just know it Be the best pimp… no. I’d mess up men who hurt women for free, and people who own houses are GROSS. Don’t start. Don’t start. GROSS. Be a good cop, don’t wanna. Even though, part of me wishes I had just

MADtv

Is on HBO!!!! Do it… DO IT! DO IT!!

Flossie Sue

It’s Chambord And Blackberry Ginger ale It tastes like a wine cooler. Change your life. Flossie Sue, girl what you gonna do? It’s Saturday night, I never drink. Fuck it.

Veneno

Is a must-watch for homosexual men. Learn something…some of it is goofy but most of it is on point. There’s nothing I hate more than a transphobic homosexual. No, you are going to be better because I say. Notes- NSFW-In a big way, worth the watch. I’m not crazy over nudity either but it didn’t

C

I never look as good all day as I do at the gym. It’s aggravating because for the rest of the day, I look like shredded wheat. So, I get 2 hours of strength and coordination only to blunder through the rest of my day with my klutzy-ass and my rusted-tin-man-body…? It’s like that, huh?

Clean

Being able to come home clean from the gym is a luxury I never knew I needed. My last gym was low-rent and the locker room was freaking gross. It was. Im not crazy crazy about the charge at the new place but that locker room is freaking alright. Priceless. I literally just want to

Yesterday,

I went super hard at the gym. Today, I feel like a zombie. All the pressure in my head is right at my forehead and my foot is achy. All the water has receded and the land is dry. I’m tired I’m tired I’m Tired