Last Week

Was a lazy week for me. It being the last week of winter I really wanted to soak it in and thankfully, I was able too. It was lovely. Things are waking up and as wonderful as Winter was this year, I am hopeful for Spring. Even summer looks good to me right now. The

Twinkie

Tonight, I hosted my first comedy show. Technically, I was a cohost. The main host, Beth Tomkins (True Grit Comedy) opened the show and then ran things from the back while I kept things going from the stage. I thought I was just opening, so it was a thrill to get to do my thing throughout

Incoming

I’m so sorry it has taken me so long to get back here.  Obviously, we are in full transition from Winter to Spring, wherever you are I hope the weather is pleasant. It is crazy that we are already a week into March.  Last week was pretty decent. I do have good news, but I

Tonight’s Episode

Is a change. We are Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. We are re-binging it. Currently we’re at season 2 Episode 11, Ted Guest Staring John Ritter. Honey. I loved that man. Join me, while this NyQuil kicks in. Updates are coming. Tonight was good.

Specs

I’ve been meaning to measure my progress exercise wise. *I weigh approximately 262 pounds.* Height-5′ 5″/Waist- 37″/ Chest- 47″/ Shoulders- 56″/Hip- 47.25″ Left Thigh- 30″, Right Thigh- 29.8″ Calves- 17″, Ankles-10.9″ Forearms- 12.8″, LB -17.5″ RB- 17″ Wrists- 7.2″Neck-19″ Torso sits at about 49″ when I am not sucking in. It’s muscle… I know… and

About Last Night

(Rated TV-MA!) Owwchies. I ate it so hard tonight…  undeniable shit show tonight. I don’t know what happened, except maybe that I wasn’t balanced, if you understand. Twice now my instincts told me not to go up, and I did it anyway, and twice I went down in flames. Hey, fun fact, I am a

Content

POV-I’m just trying to live my life and make a TikTok and my mofo phone has died seven mofo times. I had to walk away. Don’t be Kirby with the Hammer… Don’t be Kirby. “Update” my ass. I’m tired of smart phones anyway, I know I have to have at least one, fuck the world,

AAANNNDDD

It is the FATHER that determines the Height of a child. FUCK! And I’m understanding the looks my Mother’s Brothers used to give my Dad. Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. She could be Brienne of Tarth and it would not matter my master plan is FUCKED! I really needed giant babies

Mrs. Nicks

When I was 17, there were men who bothered me that backed all the way off the moment I hit 18. They couldn’t know this, but I was personally offended. No, people get hotter as they age. That is so gross, and you are so backwards. I’m behaving. Hold the Frisbee. Christopher Meloni.

My People

Only respect power. That is IT. I’m not there yet. I’m sorry, damn it. I am trying! That is what I get for slacking off at the gym. It’s fine! We are not done with this conversation. We are not done.

Sí

I’m supposed to wear glasses. Big fat freaking Bifocals. I prefer to wear them, I can not HANDLE putting something on my own face that can fog up and leave me BLIND. And when you’re a goofball they are always flying off of your face! I’m done. I’m dealing with it. Tape em up like

G.D.

The night before last I had a bad dream. It was rough and ended up keeping me up for the rest of the night. Wellllll…last night I had a dream where Alexander Skarsgård made an appearance. It happens about once a year. I’m not saying it made up for the night before… Actually…that’s exactly what

Workout Playlist Today

(In alphabetical order because my headphones 🎧 save everything that way, deal with it.🇦🇶) I hate exercise as much as I love not being grotesquely obese. good music helps.