Last Week

Was a lazy week for me. It being the last week of winter I really wanted to soak it in and thankfully, I was able too. It was lovely. Things are waking up and as wonderful as Winter was this year, I am hopeful for Spring. Even summer looks good to me right now. The

Tonight’s Episode

Is a change. We are Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. We are re-binging it. Currently we’re at season 2 Episode 11, Ted Guest Staring John Ritter. Honey. I loved that man. Join me, while this NyQuil kicks in. Updates are coming. Tonight was good.

Sisters

Excuse My language but when the Fuck did my chest get hotter than my stomach? I was taken pictures just now and saw that. Not much tonight but I will tell you want happened tonight. My cat got mad that I gave my dog a cracker, my cat doesn’t eat crackers but her feelings were

Sleepy Time

Last week, I performed, and it was wonderful. This week I performed, and it was not wonderful.  Tonight, the crowd at the venue was not in the mood to laugh. At all. I’m not sure what was going on there. I think- even though I hate to say this because I don’t know this is true and I

Tonight’s Episode

Will be Fallen Angel Season 5 Episode 1 And if no one has told you yet- ❤️❤️❤️Happy Valentine’s Day❗️❤️❤️❤️

Tonight’s Episode

Will be The Quill is Mightier… (Season 3 Episode 10) Rolling right into my favorite episode Maternal Instincts. Join us, wont you?

Taking Lives

Was a TERRIBLE MOVIE (with a great ending) but a TERRIBLE movie. It was so bad. Why do I remember it being good?! But I did. The trick is you gotta watch most of the movie through the “busted” horror filter. Where you know it’s bad but that’s why it’s great. And the ending was

2-6-7

First of all I thought I deleted he previous blog after I “got it out” as they say. I’m in the middle of writing about my childhood and it all just comes out whenever it wants. Alright. We have been just getting though January, right? Okay. Things are the same and different. Things are better.

Alright

Okay Fuck. So, I bombed tonight… on the last show I’m in before Christmas. I was for sure I’d come up with something since I loved her so much. My Stepmom died last weekend. I was sure I had something, Christmas show, I was ready. Everyone else I saw did well. Some good. If I

Train Train Train

Aretha Franklin. I’m finally watching Train to Busan. It is so good already We knew Bambi was not dead. And we love it. Don’t eat the meat! 17 minutes in “You better cut of that leg!”, but it’s probably too late since you tore into the train at dead run. I hate fast zombies, you

D.M.

Don Mancini is my favorite person for November. We started the new Chucky series. We started the movies a few weeks ago. I had already seen them but only periodically and a long time ago. I love the whole thing. What I did not know was how iconic Don Mancini is. He is family if

Tonight

Was decent. I never really know how I will perform until I’m on stage. It was alright. By the time I got up most of the audience had left, which is always a challenge. Sometimes that shuts me down, but tonight I was determined to perform regardless of the crowd. I’m glad I did. One

Blue

* Currently, I am in a battle with my insomnia. If I don’t take my sleeping pills, I stay up too late and sleep too long. If I do take my sleeping pills, I sleep for 12-16 hours straight and wake up with a hangover that lasts until I drink coffee. It’s going to be

Last Night

I had an all night dream that took place in the setting I grew up in. It was the same piece of land that I grew up on. The house was different, an actual house instead of a trailer. I was married, we had one neighbor who lived close. I was a killer in this

Tonight

We were running late because I forgot to put my glasses back on. Had to turn around. It was so much better than I thought it would be to-night. Oh my God, Okay, so my basic bitch ass saw my first roast battle and it was SO GOOD >< It was so damn funny. The

Last Night

I had the craziest dream. *We have been watching Claim to Fame. The other day I said how cool it would be to have a murder mystery reality show, like that,(without it coming off campy!) where they are eliminated based on their choices from the moment they enter the house. Mess up enough you’re on

Goodnight

Sweet Bebes (Why did I wait on these?) Go to sleep-

Tonight’s Movie

Will be Orhan: First Kill, now streaming on Paramount Plus. We loved her then and we love her now. Have a good weekend. Trying to come back here more, this year has been all over the place, not that you care. Whatever. Movie’s good already. Live Reactions- “He bought that for a baby he deserved

Outtake

Damn that Cat. DIRECTOR! COME GET THIS CAT! F!!!!! I’m done. Today I wanted to go Live on TikTok but I couldn’t get it together. To make myself feel better I decided to get some pictures with the good light. Most of them came out right. The body shots-WHICH ARE NOT EASY IN THE FIRST

One

More weekend of July. We are already halfway through summer, thank all that is good. Twice this season the weather has saved my mental health; I hate summer but I love summer thunderstorms. We’re going to be alright. You know what’s fucked up? I had just started feeling like my life long attraction to Russians

Midway

Happy Saturday! When I woke up today I thought to myself- it is a Saturday, just cool it and try and relax. Anyone who knows me knows that it is very hard for me to sit still and harder to relax. Anxiety. They took Bring It On, Ghost off Netflix and it made me mad.

Today

Has been very nice so far, for summer, in a crumbling world. Had a banana, need to find real food. Update forthcoming. All of you need to get solitaire on your phone, oh my god it is fantastic. Do it.

Silenced

Is the scariest movie I have ever seen. You think- Korean Doubt is INSANE-Except this was released years before Doubt. I love one run of scenes in Doubt. This entire movie is freaking insane. When that kid drops the notebook and starts wailing you will want to murder something. This movie is insane, the whole

Sitting

In my chair wondering how everyone else is. Hopefully there will be something pleasant in the weekend for you. The last few weeks have been crazy, I’ve had to take some mental health time, keeping all of the updated all the time is a little overwhelming for a guy who never really liked social media.

Goodnight

Today I was able to get to the gym and that was nice. On the way home from the gym, my tire went out and I got stuck. Thankfully, and you won’t hear me say this much- There was a church, a big, blessedly empty church, so I pulled into their drive way. Thankfully, I

Goodnight

Usually, it’s Xena, we know that. Tonight it was Black Butler. I love animation, you guys. It was this or Soul Eater. (Or something new, but I did not have the energy.) I did, go on stage tonight though I wasn’t going to perform. I’m glad I did ok it. There was some very funny

Bop

The power’s out So it’s you, me and Who’s Afraid of Vaginia Woolf. “You laughed your goddamned head off.” In the candlelight. Happy Tuesday.

Goodnight

But the best is always for me. I said, Goodnight you Freaks ⚡️💜

About Last Night

Tonight was bad. I already vented on Twitter. Basically, I bombed so bad tonight it wan’t funny. I mean I wasn’t funny. Everyone else was. Everyone else did well. Special thanks to the Host, Beth, who was amazing. Opening was good. That old mother fucker came right at you and your keywords didn’t he, bitch?

Duran Duran

Today has been something. As soon as I woke up I went to the gym. On the way there my legs and glutes were beginning to pre-cramp, so that kept me out of the pool. The only thing I could do was lay outside and go to the steam room. I was exhausted by the

War

I’m working on a new look. Most of my life I’ve just thrown on clothes. When you grow up as poor as I did it is complicated. There was never money for clothes and every time I was allowed to pick something it was criticized so hard I never learned to trust my instincts, which

Growl

Grrrrrrrrr My sleeping clothes are so cute And my hair won’t cooperate. (He means it’s too long.) Whatever. Been in the car today. Tired as a hell. You guys have a good night.

On the Upside

I just got the “bullshit is that you” look at the gym, and that is always nice. I turn a pretty color in the sun. Cut to me, trying to apply enough sunblock. Before that, someone watched me consume my entire meal today and I wasn’t sure whether to be horrified or flattered. I’m choosing

Reset

My insomnia is bucking like it always does this time of year. We both kind of hate spring. You think late winter is bleak but I hate the heat. Summer will be better. I’ve had a wheeze since COVID and all I can think of is right now how to alleviate the embarrassing thing. Freaking

Content

POV-I’m just trying to live my life and make a TikTok and my mofo phone has died seven mofo times. I had to walk away. Don’t be Kirby with the Hammer… Don’t be Kirby. “Update” my ass. I’m tired of smart phones anyway, I know I have to have at least one, fuck the world,

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Take Me Away

I think I murdered the soundtrack today I have no alibi, I will not be answering questions at this time. It’s chaos. His mind is chaos. I heard somewhere that as people age they start hating music that is current and I said, No, thank you. Music is inherently good, it’s just terrible artists. You

W.D.

Yesterday, I had to do some driving. Last Night, I had a crazy dream. Here we go. So, the trip I took yesterday involved a lot of back roads. At the opening of the dream, the sky was sunless but not full dark. In this dream, I could run really fast. What I am telling

Pleaster

Hello, Hello!! Welcome Back! First off, let me say, Sorry for the absence of any decent content in so long. He is in charge of a frozen continent and sometimes the waters surrounding this bitch get choppy. You are welcome here, and I am glad to have you. Today is as good as any to

Poof

On vacation, I went outside to smoke. The smoking area was very blah. I saw some stairs going down. The stairs looked very Westworld. It was all open air and concrete. One floor down it looked the same, On the second landing it turned into a horror movie. On the lowest level there was a

Tonight’s Episode

Will be Chakram. Season 5 Edpisode 2. Featuring Big Sexy And Brokeback HailMary. If you get that joke we should be friends. hit me up. And Clover Valley Jesus. (Ugh.) hate Eli. I’m sorry. Hate him hate him hate him, I’m sorry. There are some very racist episodes of Xena Warrior Princess….. Like that blackface

Today’s Episode

Insomnia won the night. I’m just now getting to sleep. DON’T JUDGE ME, BITCH! Today’s Episode is Fallen Angel. Season 5. I’m totally about to snore. I don’t care.

Bam

Don’t get nervous. Don’t get nervous. GO. And Use It if you do.

Tonight’s Episode

I love everyone. Please be careful. Be kind, but don’t take any shit. Sorry it’s been so long since I posted anything substantial. We’ll get back on track Tonight’s Episode is Little Problems Season 5

Tonight’s Episode

Yesterday, I put my earrings back in after not wearing them for a year. I have been in various degrees of defensive dress for a while. It’s Enough. You Potato. I look much better with them in. I’m sorry if earrings offend you, it is not really my choice. Pardon me- My earlobes aren’t as

Last Night

I had a very long dream. I was a kid again, which always makes me uncomfortable. It was all an Experiment. We were in this large group and there was a separate group of adult researchers. It was very Inventing Anna meets The Lord of the Flies I can only remember the last scene. All

🎶Alright🎶

I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing i’d rather. “I would rather

Tonight’s Episode

Is Takes One To Know One Season 4 I can’t, let’s just get some rest.

Tonight’s Episode

Will be The Quest, Starring- followed by A Neccesary Evil Join me, won’t you? I have got to start going to bed earlier. Don’t be an insomniac, you guys. For Cereal. A Necessary Evil is all about the way Callisto looks at Gabrielle right after she bashes Her. It gets me every time. I know

Power

I’m not on anyone’s side, I am not on anyone’s side… He did laugh at the joke. That probably hurt, both of them. That could easily make me lose my composure. I’m ignorant, I thought Jada wore her hair short because it suits her. Had know clue. I just thought it was fierce. I don’t