Tonight’s Movie

Will be Friday the 13th (1980) 9:35P.M. Join us, won’t you? (That was a messed up movie.) The first time a guy caught my attention his name was Jason. *********** If you don’t count that babysitter I took a nap on. Listen, I was in 1st grade. He was napping, it looked comfortable, what canContinue reading “Tonight’s Movie”


I’m watching it now, halfway through, fuck those one star reviews already. We aren’t even done-and fuck those one star reviews. It’s worth the price of admission. ***** Drag that bitch like Janelle Monáe. “Thank you so much, Rebecca!” like Gabourey Sidibe. ***** I feel like the only “folks” who want their money back forContinue reading “Antebellum”