Was a lazy week for me. It being the last week of winter I really wanted to soak it in and thankfully, I was able too. It was lovely. Things are waking up and as wonderful as Winter was this year, I am hopeful for Spring. Even summer looks good to me right now. TheContinue reading “Last Week”
Category Archives: life
Will be The Quill is Mightier… (Season 3 Episode 10) Rolling right into my favorite episode Maternal Instincts. Join us, wont you?
It is the FATHER that determines the Height of a child. FUCK! And I’m understanding the looks my Mother’s Brothers used to give my Dad. Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. She could be Brienne of Tarth and it would not matter my master plan is FUCKED! I really needed giant babiesContinue reading “AAANNNDDD”
We are headed out west. Washington Coast 125 Acres 3 residences Way too much Money. You love it. I’m not showing it to you…yet. Are you ready? We’re going in. And- Thank You for Stopping By. You Rock. Seriously, go to sleep. Or Wake Up! Whatever. Thank You. ⚡️☣︎💜
Come with me, won’t you? We’re going to Virginia. 60 some-odd acres. But does it have a Steam Room?
Going into fifth grade my Father married our Stepmother and we moved into the city. Calling Slocomb a city is like calling Dothan “Birmingham”. Trust me, that killed in Alabama. We’d been living on my Father’s bosses property in a trailer that belonged to us. We had love if nothing else. When our Stepmother enteredContinue reading “1080”
I used to swim in rivers in the rural panhandle. People talk about Aligators and Water-moccasins but they miss the Gar. Those Hillbilly Piranha? Oh my God, you never know what the river will feel like when you get in it which is weird for my OCD but alright. I love to swim. I alwaysContinue reading “Splash”
History has always been my favorite subject. I didn’t even know it until after I was done with school. (He’s a goober.) As far as history goes, I’ve always thought that understanding history is essential to a better future. Patterns repeat themselves. That’s why old people walk around sounding like prophets and shit. When IContinue reading “Bookfair”
Are we finally at the spot where I’m allowed to admit the feminine men are where it’s at? Is that alright yet? Obviously, I can only speak for my personal preferences, but still. Age is irrelevant. Yes, pretty. And a little frail-looking, if I’m honest. He can be bigger so long as I can liftContinue reading “People”
Here’s was a rough one, I only ever used my strength to protect myself and those around me, in my own circle. There were people who had it much much much worse than we did, and I never drop kicked anyone for them. And I knew how. That is unacceptable. All that Christian hocus-pocus aboutContinue reading “Ret”
Better Strut “No skips, swear to God.” Jolt.
Workout List (Today)
Cynthia Bailey was my least favorite housewife then I saw that she was the “least young”… Looking the way she does, what is she, magic? And She is from ALABAMA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can’t. And She is not scared of you, as nice and sweet as she looks, she will drop kick you in the tits.Continue reading “C.B.”
🏀🏀🏀🏀 150 DOLLARS? FOR A BASKETBALL??! Bitch!! What is that?! 🏀🏀🏀🏀 For what? Are they going give me the rest of the cow? Is it cow leather or horse leather?! Fucking UNICORN leather. Damn
For whatever reason I know this is true The only real difference between homosexual men and heterosexual men is their sexual orientation. Sounds plain to everyone, and you’d think, right? Ummm, no. I lived around actual hill people and I know the truth. We were EVERYWHERE, even at the end of the Earth. But peopleContinue reading “A Secret”
Will be a handful of Raw Kale eaten while standing over the sink, Paired with coffee, antihistamines and supplements… And I better not hear any shit about it.
🎶Rowling Rowling🎶 🎶Rowling down the river🎶 Who knew￼ the “K” was for Karen? Identity is hard, you’d think someone who uses a pen name would be more understanding. I don’t think she has to change her opinion. I think her opinion is￼ wrong. I’m not trying to convince anyone. The idea that trans women areContinue reading “JK”
Workout Playlist Today
(In alphabetical order because my headphones 🎧 save everything that way, deal with it.🇦🇶) I hate exercise￼ as much as I love not being grotesquely obese. good music helps.
On Robert Pants I
He was also *MARRIED* before he got *FAMOUS*. Robert(aka-Spongebob)Pants* is my ex-husband. I don’t know what the “Square” is about…Hollywood…🙄 He’s a good person…except he’s a freaking enchanted cleaning object. He was the sweetest thing I’d ever met. He saved me from a rip current near Bikini Atoll and I built that stupid fucking tree-dome…likeContinue reading “On Robert Pants I”