🎶Alright🎶

I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing i’d rather. “I would rather

Tonight’s Episode

Is Takes One To Know One Season 4 I can’t, let’s just get some rest.

Tonight’s Episode

Will be The Quest, Starring- followed by A Neccesary Evil Join me, won’t you? I have got to start going to bed earlier. Don’t be an insomniac, you guys. For Cereal. A Necessary Evil is all about the way Callisto looks at Gabrielle right after she bashes Her. It gets me every time. I know

Power

I’m not on anyone’s side, I am not on anyone’s side… He did laugh at the joke. That probably hurt, both of them. That could easily make me lose my composure. I’m ignorant, I thought Jada wore her hair short because it suits her. Had know clue. I just thought it was fierce. I don’t

Yesterday

(pardon me) Yesterday, Was some bullshit. My family got in my head. (My Fault) I knew I had been being too nice. And you start thinking that maybe Walder Frey was justified… And you stop, because- no he was not. Ooooohh it hurt so bad. Good luck next time you cheap bread eating–YOU KNOW WHAT?-I’m

Tonight’s Episode

Will be Return of Callisto Featuring Season 2. Followed by Intimate Stranger Love her. Love Callisto, Love their dynamic. Because a Bitch gets it, is why Good night. Sweet Dreams. 🌹 PS- She did murder her, now. That in itself would prove a motive for everything else she did. Just saying. Already killed her family,

Workout Playlist (Today)

Happy Spring!!! I hope your Week is good.💋❤️💕 Let’s hope this season is better. 🍀💰♻️ 💜 ☀️🌕🔒 Stay safe. 🌹 🕯

Yesterday,

I got a boost that I needed. Fuck, I wish we weren’t all fighting right now. I got some writing done just now, it makes me happy. Good lord I hope I don’t die poor. Be Thee Fortunate.

Alvin Zhou

Could Get It Behave! He’s not even 30! Mr. Dirty Mind. I’m trying!!! So all I had seen were his personal YouTube, where he takes 1,000 years to make the best food ever made? You know the ones. He doesn’t talk in those videos which I am a fan of. What I did not know

Today

Apologies for the absence,   How did you manage without me?! I hope you are safe, and I hope you are as close to happy as you can be right now.   Don’t take any shit. Fuck them.

Super Sentai Zyuranger

Is so much better than Power Rangers!! Oh my God Goushi is so freakin’ HOT. Geki makes Jason look worn out. I’m sorry! It’s the truth It so good. I am LOVING THIS. Bandora!! The backstory!! I need it!! Power Rangers is trash.

👑QUEENS👑

On ABC (streaming on Hulu) Is so freaking good, Oh My God. Episode Four Death at a Funeral.

Pattitude

I came into the mirrored room. So upset, so angry, and humiliated. That intro hit my ears like salvation. The response from my body was immediate That switch flipped. *Skips into motion* It was very Flashdance Because of the my emotional state, I was able to let go and let the music take me. I

Wolves

I just started The Witcher Season One Episode Four Oh my God Papa is working that hair. Never liked Him as Superman. This guy could come over today. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY. What kind of bullshit is a Love Holiday in the dead of winter? That is RIDICULOUS. “Love Each Other!” “And NO Picnics!”

Ummmmm

Can you see me??

The Way Down

I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to Hairpiece and Busted David Hasselhoff. HBO Holy Crap I’m just saying I am just saying If She’d had a biscuit maybe that skin would’ve hung right. I’m just saying.

Idol

Last Night, I dreamt of a sanging reality show. I was in the cheap seats. Duh. A Girl came on stage and began to slay. Immediately, just Whitney Houston killing it. Dead silence from the crowd, they weren’t reacting because the girl was Asian. I screamed my head off for Her. and then “Fuck Them!”

Bad Religion

It was shortly after Mother’s absence when I started having to rage on my Father and Brother. Already sad Already furious They expected me to carry on, AND clean up the emotional muck of the Family like I had done when we were all present AND they wanted to tear me down to degrade me

The Legend of Vox Machina

Is rocking my world right now. Does not disappoint. Amazon Prime, oh my god, it is so good. Avatar for Grownups, so good. I love the darkness. LOVING THIS. Apparently, I’ve been missing out. Dungeons and Dragons is alright. And now I get to watch Critical Role

Remember

How hopeful you felt in early 2016? AS IF it was all 2020, As if the last freaking while hasn’t been dreadful. Doesn’t mean it’ll be bad forever. It’ll get better. I don’t know how, but it will.

Glitter

Because of the lies little gay children are taught, I did not believe that there was such a thing as consensual sex between two people of the same sex. EVER. I was told there is no reason for that to ever happen and that there was certainly no happiness to be found. While happiness is

Shorty

Trying out new workout clothes. I like the reaction to the pants, only the type I don’t mind looking at me look at me in pants. I tried some shorts. They are too short. My legs are pretty I know that If people wouldn’t stare it would be nice, it was my own fault. We’ll

Kevin Williamson

Could Get It Guess who didn’t know who you were Sir. Said the Scary Looking Man I didn’t know what a big deal you were. We should be friends. It always comes out as sexual aggression I’m just drawn to brilliance. No. No. I do not need to defend that smokestack to you. I see

Complete Strangers

Was the worst (Check, one, two) The Worst thing I have ever seen in my life. I only watched the end, I can not. I am incapable, Because I Cannot. Older than me in that thirsty bitch underwear You are not slick. I’m sorry. So bad, it was so bad. The Eyes of Tammy Faye

Miss Granny

Was the best thing I have seen in a WHILE. Netflix. Change your life. I laughed so hard.

Weight

Wait! I have a better one! (Actual) Story Time. It’s one for the senses. Today, we will hear the story of how I almost fainted in the steam room. It happened this afternoon after my workout. It has never happened before. Usually, I like to pace in the steam room, which only works when there

C.D.

Last night, I had a crazy dream. First, the air all around was lit the blue-gray color of sunset. The feel at first was certainly more horror. Some crazy shit was happening, or had happened and we were trying to stop it or prevent it from happening. I don’t know. Also, at the beginning of

Present

To this day, Straight people treat me one way, Then another when they find out I’m gay.   What is that? My entire life. I have learned that whatever their reason is, just let them go. Unless they are important to you, who cares what they think? This reaction from a loved one is a

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

David Archuleta came out. I was waiting on that. You mean “Should’ve Won?” Should’ve Won came out. I don’t think I knew how much I needed that. You mean instead of that Angel, It was a vampire looking sucker? YES! I KNOW!! I’m behaving. He was so cute, I was so bothered. He is 31!

Heal

I got a juicer this year. I am never going back! You can’t afford not to, is what it is. When you are rinsing out a glass that has had natural juice in it, you can just use water and it comes right off. If you rinse out a glass that had soda or store

OMG

Wait for the chorus. There it is https://youtu.be/niG3YMU6jFk

Quest

When it comes to death and the afterlife, I can admit that I am unsure. I don’t know if there is such a thing as an afterlife. Or an immortal soul. (There is no such thing as death if this a Simulation.) At one point in my life I was such a true believer in

First

Happy New Year. It was 80 freaking degrees today. The world is dying while our leaders fuck up after fuck up. I cannot. I refuse to let this year be shit. Not in this trailer park. Not Today. First of all, you can do whatever you want. You just have to be ruthless and strong,

Last Night

I was in Chicago, which is funny because I’ve never seen it. Chances are it was some urban spot I saw that was playing Chicago. There was a Sporty Spice-type with long dark hair that I had a conversation that I cannot remember.   Later, I was in another place. There was a team of

O

I Am thinking. Of shaving my head. I’ve had the same hair a little too long. I never do anything with it. Last night might have been the decider. You know who is worth a gillion dollars? Jason Statham. I know. Good for You, Honey. I didn’t even watch those movies because I felt like

Evil

Is evil I don’t care what hat it is wearing.

AAANNNDDD

It is the FATHER that determines the Height of a child. FUCK! And I’m understanding the looks my Mother’s Brothers used to give my Dad. Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. She could be Brienne of Tarth and it would not matter my master plan is FUCKED! I really needed giant babies

Looking Back

I knew I was most likely British Yes. 93% Irish? Whatever. I think English, my Grandfather says Irish, but I think it’s because he finds the English embarrassing. Whatever. We are who we are. Scotch? I DON’T EVEN care ANYMORE I KNOW it’s not the same thing don’t freaking start. Where nearly 5% Scandinavian came

Raw

Can you guess what my favorite part of Tiger King was? It’s easy if you know me. Since I was very young I wanted a jaguar as a pet. Jaguars are not pets. They are my favorite. It’s a Black Jaguar, it has always been a black jaguar. THEY EAT ANACONDAS. Natures “I Wish You

Workout List (Today)

The Chimney

Isn’t the only thing He’s coming down. (YOU LOVE THAT HOLIDAY SLAM) This is the craziest shit I have even seen, and it is a commercial, Now, it feels like they are outright beaconing me. That was so cool. Cold. Is there a height requirement? Happy Holidays, Merry All. That was something else.

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be sushi Paired with Sushi Served with Water from the Hose Out Back. And we might stop for Ice Cream. CHEAP ICE CREAM, YOU ARE NOT SLICK.

Goodnight

Tonights Episode is Succession featuring- followed by Motherhood

Midnight Snack

🎶Hot Cocoa In the mid-dle of the NIGHT!🎶 Drink it before it gets cold, please.

Q-Force

Was freaking great. I just started it randomly and I couldn’t stop. I understand that there have been some negative reviews, Give it a shot. It made me laugh and I’m jaded. It feels like one of those shows that is horribly underrated.

My Name, Episode 2 (Recap)

This episode opens right up with a fight between Ji-woo and Gang-jae, and it is fantastic. At the end of the first episode, a free-for-all cage match ends with them about to get it on. WHAM. The choreography for this series is out of sight. During this scene, we see nothing held back from either

Dreamland

Yesterday, I did everything I meant to do except nap and meditate. They are so important. Do you sleep well? I’ve never been the best sleeper. Here’s to getting it right tomorrow. Don’t you make fun of me. No-you-are old. Stay Safe, Please. Have a good weekend. Eat something greasy, I will not tell. Are

Ruff Rider

This book is amazing. You’ll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey (2021) by Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar Should NOT be the first book I’ve read like this. It was not what I was expecting. You think, 20-or-so essays about a specific- THERE ISN’T ENOUGH SPACE! It’s incredible. If you can, get the hardcover and

Thank You

Thank You Guys. You are my favorite. Today has been long.

K.W.

KWAP is not f*cking around Damn Straight.