I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to Hairpiece and Busted David Hasselhoff. HBO Holy Crap I’m just saying I am just saying If She’d had a biscuit maybe that skin would’ve hung right. I’m just saying.
Last Night, I dreamt of a sanging reality show. I was in the cheap seats. Duh. A Girl came on stage and began to slay. Immediately, just Whitney Houston killing it. Dead silence from the crowd, they weren’t reacting because the girl was Asian. I screamed my head off for Her. and then “Fuck Them!”Continue reading “Idol”
It was shortly after Mother’s absence when I started having to rage on my Father and Brother. Already sad Already furious They expected me to carry on, AND clean up the emotional muck of the Family like I had done when we were all present AND they wanted to tear me down to degrade meContinue reading “Bad Religion”
Is rocking my world right now. Does not disappoint. Amazon Prime, oh my god, it is so good. Avatar for Grownups, so good. I love the darkness. LOVING THIS. Apparently, I’ve been missing out. Dungeons and Dragons is alright. And now I get to watch Critical Role
How hopeful you felt in early 2016? AS IF it was all 2020, As if the last freaking while hasn’t been dreadful. Doesn’t mean it’ll be bad forever. It’ll get better. I don’t know how, but it will.
Because of the lies little gay children are taught, I did not believe that there was such a thing as consensual sex between two people of the same sex. EVER. I was told there is no reason for that to ever happen and that there was certainly no happiness to be found. While happiness isContinue reading “Glitter”
Trying out new workout clothes. I like the reaction to the pants, only the type I don’t mind looking at me look at me in pants. I tried some shorts. They are too short. My legs are pretty I know that If people wouldn’t stare it would be nice, it was my own fault. We’llContinue reading “Shorty”
Could Get It Guess who didn’t know who you were Sir. Said the Scary Looking Man I didn’t know what a big deal you were. We should be friends. It always comes out as sexual aggression I’m just drawn to brilliance. No. No. I do not need to defend that smokestack to you. I seeContinue reading “Kevin Williamson”
Was the worst (Check, one, two) The Worst thing I have ever seen in my life. I only watched the end, I can not. I am incapable, Because I Cannot. Older than me in that thirsty bitch underwear You are not slick. I’m sorry. So bad, it was so bad. The Eyes of Tammy FayeContinue reading “Complete Strangers”
Was the best thing I have seen in a WHILE. Netflix. Change your life. I laughed so hard.
Wait! I have a better one! (Actual) Story Time. It’s one for the senses. Today, we will hear the story of how I almost fainted in the steam room. It happened this afternoon after my workout. It has never happened before. Usually, I like to pace in the steam room, which only works when thereContinue reading “Weight”
Last night, I had a crazy dream. First, the air all around was lit the blue-gray color of sunset. The feel at first was certainly more horror. Some crazy shit was happening, or had happened and we were trying to stop it or prevent it from happening. I don’t know. Also, at the beginning ofContinue reading “C.D.”
To this day, Straight people treat me one way, Then another when they find out I’m gay. What is that? My entire life. I have learned that whatever their reason is, just let them go. Unless they are important to you, who cares what they think? This reaction from a loved one is aContinue reading “Present”
David Archuleta came out. I was waiting on that. You mean “Should’ve Won?” Should’ve Won came out. I don’t think I knew how much I needed that. You mean instead of that Angel, It was a vampire looking sucker? YES! I KNOW!! I’m behaving. He was so cute, I was so bothered. He is 31!Continue reading “🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶”
I got a juicer this year. I am never going back! You can’t afford not to, is what it is. When you are rinsing out a glass that has had natural juice in it, you can just use water and it comes right off. If you rinse out a glass that had soda or storeContinue reading “Heal”
Wait for the chorus. There it is https://youtu.be/niG3YMU6jFk
When it comes to death and the afterlife, I can admit that I am unsure. I don’t know if there is such a thing as an afterlife. Or an immortal soul. (There is no such thing as death if this a Simulation.) At one point in my life I was such a true believer inContinue reading “Quest”
Happy New Year. It was 80 freaking degrees today. The world is dying while our leaders fuck up after fuck up. I cannot. I refuse to let this year be shit. Not in this trailer park. Not Today. First of all, you can do whatever you want. You just have to be ruthless and strong,Continue reading “First”
I was in Chicago, which is funny because I’ve never seen it. Chances are it was some urban spot I saw that was playing Chicago. There was a Sporty Spice-type with long dark hair that I had a conversation that I cannot remember. Later, I was in another place. There was a team ofContinue reading “Last Night”
I Am thinking. Of shaving my head. I’ve had the same hair a little too long. I never do anything with it. Last night might have been the decider. You know who is worth a gillion dollars? Jason Statham. I know. Good for You, Honey. I didn’t even watch those movies because I felt likeContinue reading “O”
Is evil I don’t care what hat it is wearing.
It is the FATHER that determines the Height of a child. FUCK! And I’m understanding the looks my Mother’s Brothers used to give my Dad. Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. She could be Brienne of Tarth and it would not matter my master plan is FUCKED! I really needed giant babiesContinue reading “AAANNNDDD”
I knew I was most likely British Yes. 93% Irish? Whatever. I think English, my Grandfather says Irish, but I think it’s because he finds the English embarrassing. Whatever. We are who we are. Scotch? I DON’T EVEN care ANYMORE I KNOW it’s not the same thing don’t freaking start. Where nearly 5% Scandinavian cameContinue reading “Looking Back”
Can you guess what my favorite part of Tiger King was? It’s easy if you know me. Since I was very young I wanted a jaguar as a pet. Jaguars are not pets. They are my favorite. It’s a Black Jaguar, it has always been a black jaguar. THEY EAT ANACONDAS. Natures “I Wish YouContinue reading “Raw”
Isn’t the only thing He’s coming down. (YOU LOVE THAT HOLIDAY SLAM) This is the craziest shit I have even seen, and it is a commercial, Now, it feels like they are outright beaconing me. That was so cool. Cold. Is there a height requirement? Happy Holidays, Merry All. That was something else.
Will be sushi Paired with Sushi Served with Water from the Hose Out Back. And we might stop for Ice Cream. CHEAP ICE CREAM, YOU ARE NOT SLICK.
Tonights Episode is Succession featuring- followed by Motherhood
🎶Hot Cocoa In the mid-dle of the NIGHT!🎶 Drink it before it gets cold, please.
Was freaking great. I just started it randomly and I couldn’t stop. I understand that there have been some negative reviews, Give it a shot. It made me laugh and I’m jaded. It feels like one of those shows that is horribly underrated.
This episode opens right up with a fight between Ji-woo and Gang-jae, and it is fantastic. At the end of the first episode, a free-for-all cage match ends with them about to get it on. WHAM. The choreography for this series is out of sight. During this scene, we see nothing held back from eitherContinue reading “My Name, Episode 2 (Recap)”
Yesterday, I did everything I meant to do except nap and meditate. They are so important. Do you sleep well? I’ve never been the best sleeper. Here’s to getting it right tomorrow. Don’t you make fun of me. No-you-are old. Stay Safe, Please. Have a good weekend. Eat something greasy, I will not tell. AreContinue reading “Dreamland”
This book is amazing. You’ll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey (2021) by Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar Should NOT be the first book I’ve read like this. It was not what I was expecting. You think, 20-or-so essays about a specific- THERE ISN’T ENOUGH SPACE! It’s incredible. If you can, get the hardcover andContinue reading “Ruff Rider”
Thank You Guys. You are my favorite. Today has been long.
KWAP is not f*cking around Damn Straight.
I went at that workout. Today, my right tricep is on fire. Because being healthy is pretty new to me, I still have to deal with some baggage from my former lazy thinking. I have had arthritis since I was 25. Basically, it’s Do I want to be perpetually sore? Or Do I want myContinue reading “Yesterday,”
If you haven’t seen the documentary Alison (2016) – Do yourself a favor. You can Stream on Amazon Prime. However you get there, it’s a great movie. Alison Botha. I am in love. I could watch stories of survival all damn day. Show me what you got.
In Breach, I spoke to one aspect of growing up homosexual. Today I’d like to talk to those who are struggling to bear it. People who grow up next to culture or large cities have a different experience on the whole. Of course, there are those in cities who have it much worse, IContinue reading “Stars”
First, Yoga is not his favorite. It is so good for your body, he isn’t graceful, don’t stand to close. Then, he Polished off an Apple. He Never eats enough of the right stuff. Next, He Went to the Barbershop. Left Looking Like- Came back looking like- He has got to sleep better, but alright.Continue reading “A Day”
I’ve already grown used to writing in a decent word processor again and it has been a decade since I had one. I know I could’ve gotten one between then and now, but you know how it is, you think I’ve got this, and WordPad ain’t so bad. It wasn’t so good either. (Was IContinue reading “Drop”
We are headed out west. Washington Coast 125 Acres 3 residences Way too much Money. You love it. I’m not showing it to you…yet. Are you ready? We’re going in. And- Thank You for Stopping By. You Rock. Seriously, go to sleep. Or Wake Up! Whatever. Thank You. ⚡️☣︎💜
Tonight we are going to New York 8 Acres Join me, won’t you? Clap On Clap Off- We’ll get there. You don’t know. Except ours will be prettier, you watch.
Come with me, won’t you? We’re going to Virginia. 60 some-odd acres. But does it have a Steam Room?
You say it, Honey He has rocked my world today.
Going into fifth grade my Father married our Stepmother and we moved into the city. Calling Slocomb a city is like calling Dothan “Birmingham”. Trust me, that killed in Alabama. We’d been living on my Father’s bosses property in a trailer that belonged to us. We had love if nothing else. When our Stepmother enteredContinue reading “1080”
Where I come from, the laws women’s reproductive health were archaic. When I was very young the only women who had access to birth control were married women. That is some toxic male bullshit meant to keep Women in line. What I am sick of seeing are all of these nasty comments like- “You should’veContinue reading “Down”
He wants to be Buffy but he is a total Faith 🙄
He looks like he smells like Sunshine on a Cold Morning I am Behaving He has “it”. Whatever “it” is. Good Night. Plead for Mercy, Bitch! Ruthless. I am in love.
🎶And Theyll Want to be in my Life🎶
More than once at the Assembly Church, they’d run out of oil in the “fancy” bottle, and they’d break out that Piggly Wiggly Brand Olive Oil. Yes, they did. Yes, they did!They absolutely did that-With-the BS TonguesThey scared the hell outta me.Baptists annoyed meThe Assembly Scared meMethodists Bored meThe Lutherans almost had me, that dragContinue reading “Beacon”