I have a better one!
(Actual) Story Time.
It’s one for the senses.
Today, we will hear the story of how I almost fainted in the steam room.
It happened this afternoon after my workout.
It has never happened before.
Usually, I like to pace in the steam room, which only works when there aren’t others in the steam room.
There were two other people in there today, so I just had to stay still.
After a while, it began to feel better than it usually does, like I was in a bath.
My face was lifted to the ceiling.
And my Head Stopped Working.
Everything above my neck went black.
I couldn’t see,
I couldn’t hear.
I felt myself slowly sliding down the wall with my right hand.
My legs slowly bent,
and I felt myself sitting on the edge.
It happened so slowly because my body took over.
It was crazy.
I sat down lightly, not knowing that I could sit back, so I sat there on the edge, teetering, not knowing if I should try and stand back up.
I had forgotten myself and my surroundings.
When the Video CAME BACK
I still had no idea where I was for a few seconds.
“Oh, Shit.” I said, and then “Excuse Me”(which is usually “Pardon Me”, but a bitch was coming back into himself) before getting my dumbass out of the heat.
I don’t think they knew.
A few hours ago.
Don’t die, bitch.
We need you.
Could’ve eaten it TODAY!