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I Am thinking.

Of shaving my head.

I’ve had the same hair a little too long.

I never do anything with it.

Last night might have been the decider.

You know who is worth a gillion dollars?

Jason Statham.

I know.

Good for You, Honey.

I didn’t even watch those movies because I felt like they were testosterone-traps.

So much money without a wig

So much money.