Can you guess what my favorite part of Tiger King was?
It’s easy if you know me.
Since I was very young I wanted a jaguar as a pet.
Jaguars are not pets.
They are my favorite.
It’s a Black Jaguar, it has always been a black jaguar.
THEY EAT ANACONDAS.
Natures “I Wish You Would.”
Snow Leopard is a VERY close second, but I think they are all deat.
I don’t even like zoos.
Aquariums aren’t terrible.
Sea World is Wet Tiger King.
I was in a bad place when I started this episode. Season 2 Episode 4.
Oh My GOD THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST KICKED AN OWL!!
This is insane.
-Busted Garth Brooks and his Bisexual Vibe.
-Iron Man he is not. I did not like Her. If you’re constantly keeping people in line violent words, the become less effective. People like that work on my nerves, those animals are miserable.
Are you a Preserve? Then shut the fuck up.