Tonight’s Movie

Will be

Friday the 13th (1980)


Join us, won’t you?

(That was a messed up movie.)

The first time a guy caught my attention his name was Jason.


If you don’t count that babysitter I took a nap on.

Listen, I was in 1st grade. He was napping, it looked comfortable, what can I say?

I sort of ended up on the poor guys chest. And I did not move when we woke up.

He was so freaked out.

Michael? I wanna say his name was Michael?

He was literally, “I didn’t do anything!”

Me- “Oh my God, I know.”

I would not have said a word!

I’m behaving.

There was nothing sexual about that, except that I did find him handsome.

That’s right… I flipped it on him.

Published by Chanzy

He's a mess. What else?

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